Showing posts with label apologies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apologies. Show all posts

Friday, May 16, 2014

While I Was Out: Where the *Bleep* Have I Been, Anyway?

Hi guys. I know, it's been forever since I posted, but I can explain: life is weird.

Here's the deal. Over the past couple of months, things have gone from the ridiculous to the sublime at my house. To start with, Thomas and I have written a script, and stuff is kind of starting to sort of,  maybe, not completely but could-at-any-moment happen with it. I can't really go into it ('cause there's nothing to go into), but we optioned it (it's Facebook official, and everything), and now we're just pacing the delivery room, waiting and hoping to pass out cigars, eventually.

Now, as those of you who have been around here already know, we've also been steadily trying to renovate our sunroom. Well, the good news is: we finished it! And it's gorgeous! The bad news is: it immediately flooded, along with a good chunk of the rest of the house. No joke. Our area experienced "historical" rainfalls, and pretty much half the city ended up with at least some water in their houses. Before anyone tries to organize a fundraiser, or anything, though, let me assure you that we are perfectly okay. Thomas and I were extremely lucky that the water that came in was minimal, did absolutely no damage to any of our furniture or belongings, and was quickly cleaned up. We only lost the carpet in our room and the hallway, and for about a day, we honestly thought we'd saved it. It was really not a big deal. We also have a very elaborate system of drains that normally works perfectly. There was just so. much. rain. Like, half a foot in an hour, or some such nonsense like that. In any case, here's a shot of part of the sunroom. Thomas took a really nice panoramic video of the whole thing, but it hates me and won't embed.

 
You'd never guess it used to be teal with white trim and white-ish carpet. There's still junk in there that needs to be cleaned up, and an extra air hockey table (any takers?), but I'm calling it done.
 
And, since the carpet was up in the hallway, we took the opportunity to paint in there, as well. Since we already had orange and brown, that seemed a nice, warm and cozy color scheme to stick with.


Look, Ma! New carpet!


And...it looks like The Shining. Ronnie has two identical stuffed dinosaurs (his baby and a backup), and I really (like, you have no idea how badly) want to put them side by side at the end of the hall. We were about three-quarters of the way through painting when we realized the similarity, so we decided it was easiest to just go with it. We got the creepiest mirror and sconces we could find, and I'm planning to put a framed minimalist poster for the movie on the opposite wall.


It's hard to tell, but those are all distressed, and the candles are black. I'm planning to have a virgin light them on Halloween night to see if the Sanderson Sisters show up.

Anyway, while all this was going on, Thomas and I learned that Night of the Krampus was nominated for a Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Award. Holy crap. People like Joss Whedon and Greg Nicotero win those things. Plus, the other shorts nominated were all amazing. It really and truly was an honor to be in their company, and associated with this award in any way. The winners were announced Monday night, and I am happily shocked to report that we walked away with First Runner-Up. The winning film was a shot-for-shot remake of the 1931 Dracula trailer, made by the folks over at Cinefix. It's absolutely hilarious, and I highly encourage all of you to check it out. I subbed to the channel after watching it. Congrats to them on a well deserved win!

Finally, I'm finishing up rehearsals for an Andrews Sisters tribute act, and we have our first gig next week. I've had a Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy earworm alternating with Do You Want To Build a Snowman for weeks (freaking memes). Blood may be shed soon.

Anyhoo, that's what's been going on around the Smith house--oh! We're filming tomorrow, too. I knew I'd forgotten something. Basically, it's a circus, but at least most of the acts are really cool.

In conclusion, I leave you with a chihuahua assembling a bed frame:

 
Awwwwww!!!!

Thursday, May 2, 2013

This Is Not a Post: Letter from the Editor

I'm going to level with you; I have stuff to blog about. I have a few more Color Tattoos and a limited edition Revlon Lip Butter to share with you, and I've been playing around with some skincare stuff. On top of that, I've become completely addicted to Bates Motel, and have a couple of fun posts planned regarding that show. I've also started two fitness programs (yeah, you read that right: two), and I wanted to fill you in on how they work, seeing as swimsuit season is right around the corner. Thing is, I haven't been able to swatch anything, take any pictures, or even do all of the exercises, and I don't want to half-@$$ a post just so there's something on the blog. I too much respect for you (and, quite frankly, myself) to do that. You guys deserve better.

These posts will come, and they will be awesome. I promise that. Right now, though, I have to get over this sinus cold, take the four bags of rock out of my car and spread them around the garden, actually landscape the garden so that it exists, trap the raccoons in my attic and chimney, prepare for a couple of performances, paint the gosh-darn doors on the house, put together a futon, find a place to put the futon, and get the weird smell from the raccoons in the attic and chimney out of my house.

And that's just for starters.

I'll be in and out, but posts are probably going to be a little sporadic for a while. Please stick with me, though, 'cause stuff's going to get interesting.

Love you guys!
Erin

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Christmas Vacation

Hey Everybody!

I'm taking the rest of the week off to deal with holiday stuff. I'll try to pop in from time to time, though, so don't be surprised to see a post or two, even though I'm technically off the clock. :)

I hope each and every one of you has a wonderful, safe, and happy holiday!

Much love,
Erin


Photo Credit: Funny and Hilarious

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Why I Never Take Off...

Wouldn't you know it? I finally get Blogger up and running, and I don't have time to use it! Blast!

You see, I ran away from home yesterday. Just up and took off. I headed for the outlet mall about 45 minutes outside of town, and wandered aimlessly for several hours. Didn't buy much (hello! Broke!), but cleared my head and enjoyed being outside for a bit.

However...that has left me with an enormous amount of catch up work to do today. I have a couple of ideas for gift guides, but no time to put them together! So, please, stay tuned and keep on the look out for new posts very, very soon. Hopefully, I can pull one together today. In the meantime, let me know if there are any gift guides you would like to see, and I'll try very hard to make that happen.

Thanks!
Erin

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

How May I Help You?

Last night, a really annoying commercial--for Kmart, I believe--confirmed what I've long been denying: Christmas is upon us. There was dancing, snow, glittery wrapping paper, at least one pajama-clad child, and an unrelenting chorus screaming, "It's Christmas! It's Christmas!" I looked over to Thomas, shuddered once, and muttered, "It's heee-eere..."

So...with the holidays officially in season, I'm bringing back the gift guide! Once a week, or so, I'll post gift ideas for a specific type of personality. Last year, we had gifts for pin-up girls, significant others, Suzy Homemaker, and a few other stock characters. My question to you is: who are you shopping for? Leave your list in the comments, and I'll see what I can dig up. My shopping's mostly done now (I'm totally not kidding, and it's a little frightening), so I've seen a lot of what's out there. Plus, I'm bored.

I'd also like to apologize, once again, for the sporadic posting, as of late. I'm having some pretty major computer issues. There's no solution in sight, so for now, I'm afraid the posting is going to be at Blogger's whim. Some days there may be one posts. Others, there may be two. Now and then, there may not be one at all. There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth on this end, though. Thanks for bearing with me.

Alrighty! That's it for now! Get in those lists, and I'll get started on your guides! Right now, though, there's a cup of coffee to drink and some arias to rehearse. I'll spare you...

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

And...We're Back

GAH!!!! We just made it in from Orlando last night. Thomas is too sick to go to work, and I'm inundated. We've somehow got to get unpacked, finish laundry, get groceries (not even milk in the house), and find an HD camcorder (don't ask). On top of that, if one more person spoils Harry Potter for me, they will feel the wrath that-shall-not-be-named. In other words, I'm frazzled, running around like a chicken with its head cut off, and really, really, really sore. But it sure was fun...I'll have pics and a decent post for you tomorrow. Signing off.
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