Sitting Pretty In Express Check-In

Summer Vacation! Sign me up! Right now, all I want to do is put on a swimsuit (and a cover up! Dear God!), slather on some sunscreen, grab a margarita and listen to crashing waves. Honestly, I can't think of anything in the world I'd rather do than just that. Lucky for me, I live 45 minutes from a gorgeous beach, so all I have to do is toss a cooler and towel in the trunk of my car and drive off into the sunshine. However, I know that's not the case for everyone. Some of you might even have to *gasp* brave air travel to get your beach on. Since Memorial Day is around the corner, and no one wants to have to check a bag if they can avoid it, here are my top purse-sized makeup palette choices to get you through the long weekend with no muss, no fuss, and hopefully, no strip searches*.

Okay, I picked five palettes that will not only take care of all of your color needs, but will also fit neatly inside your purse or beach bag for touch-ups. The only other things you might want to toss in your quart-sized Ziploc are a Garnier BB Cream (super-cheap and works great!), a waterproof mascara (, and maybe a liner (I like Urban Decay 24/7 Shadow Pencil in Rehab for a natural, beachy look. Milani also has a drugstore dupe that's almost spot on). I don't even think I'd bother with powder, considering the humidity. Seriously, what would even be the point? But, of course, that's up to you. To keep your money handy for souveniers and mai tais, these are all under $30.
 

Photo Credit: Twilight Beauty



The teeniest of the bunch is the itty-bitty Luna Twilight (yes, that Twilight) Color Palette in Rosalie. It's, literally, the size of a credit card. Ultra-thin and lightweight, you'd never guess that it has two shadows (peachy champagne and a soft almost-tangerine), a peach lipstick, apricot gloss, and a good-sized blusher that rivals Benefit Coralista. I haven't reviewed this palette, for some odd reason, but I've played with it for a little while now, and think it makes one of the most beautiful, natural-looking makeups I've ever worn. The colors melt into your skin, making it seem as if you just naturally look this gorgeous. I'll be 32 in about three weeks, and, I swear, this makes me look more like I'll be 22. Can't say enough good about it. My only complaint: I wish you could buy the colors in larger sizes, as well. $28, and other characters are available. If that's a little steep for you, click this link to go to a discount site. It's only $12.99 there, and not a knock-off or anything shady like that. 

Photo Credit: Kaboodle



The next one is also $12.99, but that's its regular price. NYX Natural Look Kit in Nude On Nude contains nine neutral shadows and two pink-toned glosses, which could also double for cheek color (that's me talking, not NYX). I have not had the opportunity to test the kit out, but from my experience and research, this is a great deal on some quality products. There are several variations of this kit out there, but this bronzey-brown kit is my pick to look like a golden goddess over Memorial weekend.

Photo Credit: Musings of a Muse

Stila puts out some fantastic travel kits, and they're all very reasonably priced. Not So Nude may be the best-looking one they've had, to date. I say best-looking because I (again) haven't gotten to personally play with it, but if it's anything like their other kits, it's a winner. For only $20, you get six shadows (and I adore Stila shadows. They're like shimmery butter), an all-over highlight in cult-fave Kitten, and a convertible color for cheeks and lips in Lily. Again, it's perfect for a natural, carefree look.

Photo Credit: Sephora

This Sephora Collection Mini-Bag Makeup Palette is too adorable for words! I have seen this little $15 wonder up-close, and it's just darling. You get nine high-quality shadows in a range similar to the original UD Naked palette, four pretty glosses that range from nude to deep berry, and a lovely blush that reminds me of Avon Classic Aura (one of my favorites). When closed, the kit resembles a Sephora shopping bag, complete with logo and a little red handle.

Photo Credit: TooFaced

Lastly, and my favorite of the group, the TooFaced Glamour To Go Palette. This $22 pack of awesomeness comes with eight creamy shadows, a good-sized bronzer and blush duo, and a lovely transluscent pink gloss. The kit is also just as cute as can be, and closes down to about the size of a smartphone, give or take. Out of the five, this would be my pick, if only because of the included bronzer. You can do a lot with a good bronzer, and TooFaced makes some of the best, in my opinion.

Happy Trails, and bring me back a daiquiri!

*Please check all TSA Rules before packing any liquids or gels in your carry-on. Rules can change, and I don't want anyone to get in trouble. Thanks!

And Now, a Holiday Lesson

Happy Early Festivus!!! Today, class, we shall examine the roots of Festivus (pronounced Fess'-tih-vuhss), and its impact on society. Is everybody ready? Good. Let us begin.

Festivus, often followed by the phrase, "for the rest of us", began in February 1966, as a commemoration of its creator's, Daniel O'Keefe (the elder), first date with his future wife, Deborah. The celebration was later moved to December 23rd, where it has remained to this date. The Festivus celebration is described as a way of enjoying the holidays without all of the stress or commercialism normally associated with the season.

Festivus came to popular attention on December 18th, 1997, when Daniel O'Keefe (the younger, son of Daniel O'Keefe, the elder) featured the holiday on the sitcom Seinfeld, for which he was a writer. While some traditions, such as the consumption of an M&M be-decked Pepperidge Farm cake, were omitted, others, such as the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength, were included in the episode.

Traditionally, the holiday is celebrated by displaying an unadorned Festivus Pole, generally comprised of metal piping, but, in at least one instance, the substitution of a pool cleaner handle has been allowed. The aforementioned Airing of Grievances takes place during the holiday meal, and consists of each individual explaining how the others in attendance have disappointed them. Feats of Strength directly follow the meal, with an individual challenging the head of the household to a wrestling match. The holiday ends when the head of the household has been pinned to the floor. Another, more optional, tradition is that of the Festivus Miracle. Any easily explained occurrence can be considered a Festivus Miracle.

In recent years, Festivus has crept into Pop Culture. Ice cream moguls, Ben & Jerry, created a limited edition Festivus flavor in 2000 and 2001. Some towns have taken to displaying Festivus poles near Nativity scenes and Christmas trees, and at least one town allows for the airing of grievances via bulletin board. In 2001, the Baltimore Ravens referred to the playoffs as Festivus, following the coach's banning of the word playoffs during training. The Ravens went on to win that sporting competition, dubbed Festivus Maximus.

I hope that you have been enlightened by today's lecture. To further aid in your notetaking, please refer to this wikipedia page. All of the information in today's post came from this page, and, as you all know, if it's on the Internet, it must be true. Thank you for your time and attention.

For those of you interested in celebrating Festivus anywhere but here, AirTran kicked off their Festivus promotion yesterday. From now until December 12th, AirTran will feature a different discounted destination. Actually, there'll be two destinations today, three tomorrow, four on the next day, and so on, corresponding with how long the sale has been in effect. Fares will only be discounted the day they are featured, and travel must take place between January 5th and February 16th, 2011. Fares and destinations are posted here, with a special surprise fare to be unveiled December 12th. Yesterday's destination was Montego Bay, Jamaica. Today's are Key West and Nassau. One-Way tickets from Pensacola, FL (closest for me) are $84 and $109, respectively. Happy Travels!