Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Everything Is Beautiful (In Its Own Way)

Sunday was the first day of Advent, otherwise known as the second busiest time of the year for us church musicians.  The busiest is Easter, what with Holy Week (I have another name for it, but I'd like to keep my job, so I'll keep it to myself) and all, but Advent is a close second.  My choir is working hard on some absolutely gorgeous music for the season, and I've already been assigned the first of my Midnight Mass solos.  With that somewhat taken care of, I turned my attention to the music I'm supposed to sing for my little informal charity concert.  In going through the karaoke tracks (eew.  I'm an accompaniment snob, I guess, but seriously...ewww), I learned a few things:

1.  Carols like to repeat themselves.  "White Christmas" is sung through in its entirety twice.  "Christmastime Is Here" and "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" are almost completely repeated.  "Let It Snow" is the worst of the culprits:  it just repeats random verses at will.  Awesome. 

2.  Over the past ten years, I have performed "O Holy Night" no fewer than nine times.  In all that time, I have never learned the second verse.  Period.  I have absolutely no clue how it goes.  I'll probably have to turn in my chorister's robe for this grievous oversight.

3.  "Santa Baby" latches onto your brain like a howler monkey.  I can not shake it, no matter how hard I try, and after a while, it ceases to be cute.

I will say, though, that all this holiday music has really gotten me into the Christmas spirit.  But I also realize that not everyone observes Christmas.  Some people have Kwanzaa, some have Hanukkah.  Heck, a few of my friends observe Festivus ("for the rest of us!"), and others are excited for the Winter Solstice.  To each their own.  So, in the spirit of wintertime celebration unity, here's the first of a series of posts with treats for holidays other than Christmas.  Today, I have a list of some interesting Menorahs.  Some are stunningly beautiful, and others (like the one below)...well, there's something for everyone.

 
Photo Credit:  NY Daily News

Yep.  Hannukah:  There's an App For That!  Actually, this is kind of a neat little app.  It automatically lights the correct number of candles, and the "wax" melts over time.  You can also light the candles manually by tapping, and bask in the warm glow of the season as beautiful Hebrew blessings play.  Best of all, a portion of proceeds from the app will be donated to the San Francisco Jewish Community Center.

Monday, November 29, 2010

It's the Holiday Season!

So, Whoopty Doo and Dickory Dock!  Welcome back!  It's time for the Holiday Sing-Along!  EVERYBODY!!!

On Thanksgiving Weekend, the cosmos sent to me:
12 a.m online sales
11 mile-long lines
10 missed parking spaces
9 extra feet of garland
days of leftovers
7 trips to Walmart
lost tracking numbers
FIVE EXTRA POUNDS!!!!
4 Egg Nog lattes
3 freebie totebags
2 broken ornaments
And a pneumonic parakeet!


Alright, alright!  I admit it!  I exaggerated a bit.  There were only two Egg Nog lattes and one broken ornament, but that didn't fit the song!  The rest is pretty much spot-on, though.  I stayed up until slightly after midnight Black Friday to place my Victoria's Secret online order.  The Sephora order went through a little after 2:30 am.  I live directly across the street from the mall, so I could watch the crazies line up at Toys 'R' Us and Best Buy starting around 6:30 pm Thanksgiving.  They came with all manner of tents, chairs, port-a-potties (seriously)...you name it.  I could almost understand lining up that early for Toys 'R' Us, since they opened at 10 pm, but Best Buy wasn't opening for almost twelve hours.  That's insane, especially considering the sales there, and at most places, were pretty weak this year.  At least, they were around here.  Sure, you could get a Wii game for $20, but only one that was regularly priced at $20.  Disappointed.  Did anybody score anything really amazing?  If so, I'd love to hear about it in the comments. 

If nothing else, the tree is up and the house is decorated, although the downstair's lack of wall decor is really noticeable now.  The presents are all bought and wrapped, and I almost feel like I can exhale.  I think I'll feel better next Thursday after my Christmas gig.  I'm the musical entertainment for a charity silent auction.  It should be fun, but it's been...interesting so far.  They don't have a playable piano, so I can't have live accompaniment, which left me looking for karaoke tapes.  It's a workable solution, but not necessarily my preferred option.  Sure, I'd love to sing "O Holy Night", but not necessarily in the style of Avril Lavigne (yes, that exists).  Luckily, Thomas found some more traditional downloads for me on Amazon.  Now, I just have to figure out the best way to play them and practice, practice, practice. 

Lastly, the bird is okay.  Rufus (you may remember the last time he was ill) decided to give us all a scare and stop moving, so we spent Saturday afternoon in the animal E.R.  $200 and a very tiny X-ray later, we learned that he has a touch of pneumonia.  So now, I get to wrangle him, wrap him in a towel, and force-feed liver flavored drops to him twice a day.  Thomas keeps telling him we're going to try waterboarding him next. 

So yeah, throw in a couple of trips to Mom's house and a few loads of laundry and you have my Thanksgiving weekend.  How was it for you guys? 

In other news, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is a darn good movie.  Granted, there are plot holes you could drive a truck through, but I'm fairly sure all will be resolved in the second part.  There are also enough scares and surprises to keep you on the edge of your seat to the very end.  Just try to avoid having a small child with a loud voice and inattentive mother sitting behind you.  I learned all sorts of neat things from the one behind me.  Things like:  what was going to happen in the next scene, the results of his trip to the bathroom, and (my favorite) that the vision in his left eye was better than vision in his right.  *head desk*

Lastly, if you're like me and gained a ton of weight over the weekend (and before, but let's blame the turkey, shall we?), I can actually recommend a fast food salad that doesn't suck and won't exacerbate the problem.  Wendy's BLT Cobb is amazing.  A (generous!) half-portion will run you about $3.99, and comes with spring mix lettuce, tomato, bleu cheese crumbles, egg, applewood smoked bacon, and grilled chicken.  There's also a wonderful avacado ranch dressing on the side, but I enjoyed it without.  230 calories and 13 grams of fat without dressing.  340 calories and 23 grams of fat with.  To give you some perspective on this, a slim-fast drink contains between 170 and 190 calories, and I normally need to add a 100 calorie cheese stick to it to get me by for an hour or two.  This salad has kept me full for almost three hours, and I really only want a light snack.  A half-cup serving of sweet potatoes with all the fixings (no idea how many calories!) only killed my hunger for about 30 minutes.  That's something to think about. 

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Gift Guide: The Significant Other

This morning, a can of crescent rolls took pity on me.  I kid you not.  I was in the middle of making my sopapilla cheesecake pie, and could not get the canister of rolls to open.  I'd completely pulled off the wrapper and had tried pressing on the seam, and...nothing.  I actually broke a sweat, but kept trying.  Nothing.  Tears started to well up.  Nothing.  Eventually, I gave up and set the can down to find a knife, when POP!  The darn thing opened up on its own.  I'm not sure if I should feel lucky that it opened (thereby letting me finish the dessert), or really, really sad that an inanimate can of dough felt sorry for me.

This is when I think of Audrey.  One of my favorite musicals is Little Shop of Horrors.  In it, the female lead, Audrey, sings about her idea of a perfect life with the guy of her dreams.  She says she'd like to "cook like Betty Crocker and...look like Donna Reed".  Now, not to send feminism back fifty years, but there are times when I feel like that.  Of course, in my case it's more like "cook like the Pioneer Woman and look like Heidi Klum", and, like Audrey, I'm better with bronzer than the broiler.  I'm lucky if I can finish dinner without setting off the smoke detector.  

My point is:  Thomas didn't marry me for my kitchen prowess.  It doesn't matter to him if I ever learn how to brine porkchops or carmelize onions.  He didn't fall in love with a domestic goddess, he fell in love with me:  a mildly crazy, loud-mouthed klutz with an artistic temperment.  I'm sure he had his reasons. 

We're both extremely lucky.  We root for each other to succeed in whatever it is that we attempt, but love each other even if we fail--or only succeed because a package of rolls grew a heart.  At the end of the day, it doesn't matter where dinner came from as long as we've eaten.  It doesn't matter who took out the trash or loaded the dishwasher.  All that matters is that we're together, snuggled up on the couch, and happy. 

With that, I give you the gift guide for this week:  The Significant Other.  I'm posting mostly for the ladies, since Thomas occasionally reads this, and I don't want him to know what he's getting for Christmas or our anniversary.  These are gifts that are on the romantic side, and a little more indulgent than one would normally buy for one's self.  Print it out and leave it somewhere conspicuous.  If you don't have a significant other, now's the perfect time to splurge and thank yourself for being awesome.  

First on the list is a stunning piece of jewelry from Kohl's.  This is a 10k White Gold 1/4-ct. T.W. Diamond Love-Knot Pendant.  I think that's all the description this needs.  It retails for $500, but is on sale right now for $199.99.  That price is going to drop to $159.99 tomorrow for the Thanksgiving/Black Friday sale.  As a side note:  Kohl's has some of the best Black Friday sales on jewelry I've seen, and some amazing prices on pretty much everything else.  You might want to check out their ad.


Photo Credit:  Kohls.com
Next, we have a cute and comfy pajama set from Victoria's Secret.  I have a couple of their sleepshirts, and it's all I'd ever sleep in, if that were possible.  The t-shirt is made from their famous super-soft cotton, and the pants are cotton-sateen with a velour tie.  Comes in a variety of colors and three pant lengths.  What I like, is that the set is very laid-back and casual, but the low v-neck makes it flirty, and the fabrics make it luxe.  $49.50, Victoria's Secret.  Right now (and I mean RIGHT NOW), it's on sale for $39.50, with a code for a free pair of $25 slippers (VS10SLEEP).  I have no idea what might change tomorrow and Friday.
Photo Credit:  Victoria's Secret
Lastly, here's something for the two of you to enjoy together:  Chocolate!  These are Champagne Truffles from Jacques Torres Chocolate Haven.  They're made with Tattinger champagne and some of the creamiest milk chocolate I've ever tasted.  Thomas was briefly addicted to them after I ordered some for our anniversary last year.  Jacques Torres is a master chocolatier with Food Network credentials and a small chain of gorgeous stores in New York.  I worked a Christmas season at the SoHo store while I lived in New York, and while the chocolate's a little on the expensive side, I can completely attest that it's worth every penny.  Also, they're shaped like corks.  How cute is that?!  $18-$43, mrchocolate.com.     
Photo Credit:  mrchocolate.com
That's it for this week, folks.  I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving!  See you Monday.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Do I Wave a White Flag, Or Should It Be Red and Green?

The holidays have attacked, and I think they're winning.  For starters, you can't walk through my dining room.  It looks like The Nightmare Before Christmas threw up in there.  I have boxes of ornaments and wreaths, a lighted Victorian village, and a limbless skeleton torso all occupying the same space.  No, I haven't forgotten to put away the Halloween decorations.  The skeleton is leftover from the indie movie I did, and I have absolutely no idea where to put him.  The only other place I have available is the bathroom, and that's not going to happen, thank you very much.

My kitchen is stocked with Thanksgiving ingredients, and I've been on what has turned into a quest for Mexican vanilla for the sopapilla cheesecake pie I'm making to take to my mother's house.  I spent this morning cleaning so I can decorate for Christmas, and my office is having a Thanksgiving dessert buffet (bye bye, diet!).  I've also been looking up Black Friday sales for myself and my best friend, so we can plan our attack and hopefully avoid getting bludgeoned to death at Wal-Mart.  Oh, and in my free time (ha!), I'll be planning music for what I thought was an informal Christmas concert, but, turns out, it's a big silent auction fundraiser.  Who knew?  Pre-recorded tracks are not my favorite accompaniment, but this is a nursing home, and they don't have a playable piano.  On top of that, Sunday is the first week of Advent, and when you work in the music department of a big uber-Catholic church, Advent and Lent become your two least favorite times of the year.  Sure, the music's pretty, but there's a ton of it, and pieces can change up until the last minute.  I'm not complaining (plus, by now, I no longer have a repertoire.  I have an arsenal), but I am feeling the stress. 

So, here's my plan.  I'm signing up for all the email sale alerts, deciding that regular vanilla will work just fine, singing whatever I can find at the local Karaoke shop (yes, we have one.  I can't find Mexican vanilla, but I can find music tracks to Boogie Oogie Oogie), tossing the skeleton back in the trunk of my car, getting a great big bottle of Riesling, and letting the chips fall where they may.  Bring it on, Holiday Season.  I'm ready.

Here's a little treat for all of you, courtesy of Awkward Family Photos.  I ran across this last year, and I can only thank God that I'm not a part of this family.  As far as I know, this is a real letter that was sent out in preparation for Thanksgiving dinner a couple of years ago.  All I can say is that I'm a proud Amy Misto, and I'd be telling Marney just where she could shove her regulation casserole dish.  Enjoy!
From: Marney

As you all know a fabulous Thanksgiving Dinner does not make itself. I need to ask each of you to help by bringing something to complete the meal. I truly appreciate your offers to assist with the meal preparation.

Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything.

All food that is to be cooked should already be prepared, bring it hot and ready to serve, warm or room temp. These are your ONLY THREE options. Anything meant to be served cold should, of course, already be cold.

The Mike Byron Family
1. Turnips in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. Please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the top, it gets too messy. I know this may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but most of us hate turnips so don’t feel like you a have to feed an army.

2. Two half gallons of ice cream, one must be VANILLA, I don’t care what the other one is. No store brands please. I did see an ad this morning for Hagan Daz Peppermint Bark Ice Cream, yum!! (no pressure here, though).

3. Toppings for the ice cream.

4. A case of bottled water, NOT gallons, any brand is ok.

The Bob Byron Family
1. Green beans or asparagus (not both) in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. If you are making the green beans, please prepare FOUR pounds, if you are making asparagus please prepare FIVE pounds. It is up to you how you wish to prepare them, no soupy sauces, no cheese (you know how Mike is), a light sprinkling of toasted nuts, or pancetta, or some EVOO would be a nice way to jazz them up.

2. A case of beer of your choice (I have Coors Light and Corona) or a bottle of clos du bois chardonnay (you will have to let me know which you will bring prior to 11/22).

The Lisa Byron Chesterford Family
1. Lisa as a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level. You can bring an hors d’ouvres. A few helpful hints/suggestions. Keep it very light, and non-filling, NO COCKTAIL SAUCE, no beans of any kind. I think your best bet would be a platter of fresh veggies and dip. Not a huge platter mind you (i.e., not the plastic platter from the supermarket).

The Michelle Bobble Family
1. Stuffing in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sans meat.

2. 2.5-3 qts. of mashed squash in a casserole with a lid and serving spoon

3. Proscuitto pin wheel – please stick to the recipe, no need to bring a plate.

4. A pie knife

The June Davis Family
1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed.

2. A bottle of clos du bois chardonnay

The Amy Misto Family (why do I even bother she will never read this)
1. A pumpkin pie in a pie dish (please use my silver palate recipe) no knife needed.

2. An apple pie in a pie dish, you can use your own recipe, no knife needed.

Looking forward to the 28th!!

Marney

(kindly submitted by Kara at http://californiakara.blogspot.com)

Monday, November 22, 2010

Comic-Con FAIL 2: Fail Harder

I think I need a drink.  Is this going to be a regular thing until July?  For those of you who are totally lost, here's a little recap for you.

Comic-Con is an enormous comic book, sci-fi, fantasy, movie and television convention held in beautiful San Diego, CA.  The con is in July, but tickets go on sale...well, technically at the previous year's con.  For those of us who were unable to attend, online registration--the only way you can register, now--started three weeks ago.

Sort of.

Registration is open from the official start time until they run out of passes.  In other words, about 45 minutes.  Not really, but they do go fast, so it's important to try to get yours as early as possible.  You can only order one badge (ticket) at a time, and there's no on-site registration, so this is it.  People take off from work and school to get their badges as soon as they're available.  Three weeks ago, the Comic-Con site was over-run with users trying to register (myself included), and the site crashed.  Hard.  They said to check back for new instructions in a week.  It annoyed me, and I wrote a blog about it. 

A week later, the new instructions were to come back this morning at 8am.  Awesome.

So, today, I attempt to log on and get my badges and...crash.  And burn.  The site has gone down in flames again.  I'm assuming that it'll be another week or so before they have things up and running, and I'm wondering what it's going to take for the servers to stay functional.  Will we need to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?  Does someone need to bring the Comic-Con techs the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West?  Perhaps there are Nargles to blame.  Whatever the case, I just want my darn tickets.

I'm starting to heavily suspect those Nargles.

IF, and I do mean if, we're able to get to Comic-Con this July, I may be forced to wear one of these cool error message shirts.  Knowing how irritated people were today, I'd bet money that the error message we all saw this morning will be on a shirt by the weekend.  Until then, here's one that tickled me.  I have a feeling Thomas wouldn't mind a bit if I wore this through the convention center.  $15.95, errorwear.com.


Photo credit:  errorwear.com
The text reads: 
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /girl on this server.
Apache/1.3.9 Server at www.errorwear.com Port 80

Did you have Comic-Con issues today?  I'd love to hear about them in the comments.  Misery loves Company, afterall.  

***EDIT***
Can I call 'em, or what?!  The Error Message shirt now exists on CafePress!  Here's a peek:
Photo credit:  CafePress.com
It's hard to read, but it says:
Registration System Error
The web system has encountered an error while attempting to service your registration process.

epic
Event Planning International Corporation

FAIL

Found on Twitter:  @shpider



Friday, November 19, 2010

Gift Guide: The Hostess

I can not throw a party to save my life.  I learned back in high school (hi, Mags!) that I am about as good at throwing parties as Mary Tyler Moore:  in other words, my parties tend to suck.  Now, I can be the guest of honor at a good party.  I can attend a good party.  I can help plan a good party.  I can not throw a good party.  I think the most infamous of my bad parties included a knife fight and a guy dancing with a lawnmower.  Believe it or not, no alcohol was involved.  Maybe it should have been.

People who can throw an entertaining shin-dig fascinate me.  I tip my hat to them.  With that, I give you the gift guide for the Hostess, or alternately, Little Suzy Homemaker:  that throwback to the Mad Men era who keeps a clean house, a stocked bar, and fabulous style. 

First up is this stunning Jessie Steele apron.  It's a bib-style full-apron with a cinched waist and a stripe/cherry print motif.  Keeps a cute outfit clean, but without sacrificing style.  Heck, that would make most of my party outfits look better.  With attached terry towel.  $33.95, jessiesteele.com.
Photo credit:  jessiesteele.com
Next is a gorgeous art deco martini set.  Crystal cut glasses, a matching shaker (not the one pictured, oddly), and a to die for serving tray dress up any occasion.  $85.00, martiniart.com.
Photo credit:  martiniart.com
Lastly, we have a set of monogrammed hand towels.  Actually, you can get the entire bath collection, but what hostess with the mostess wouldn't love a nice set of monogrammed hand towels on display in the guest bathroom?  You know, in case you forget who's throwing the party.  Trust me, that can happen.  $7.99-$19.99, Bed Bath and Beyond. 

Photo credit:  bedbathandbeyond.com








Thursday, November 18, 2010

The Calm Before the Storm

This morning, I thought I'd take advantage of a little pre-Black Friday free time and try to finish up a little Christmas shopping before the crowds take over.  I drove through Starbucks and picked up a Gingerbread Latte (sadly, too early for the BOGO sale they have going on from 2-5, now through Sunday.  Of course, I was alone, so it probably wouldn't have done me much good, anyway), then parked in a fantastic parking spot right by the door. 

The mall was dead.  It was Heaven.  I could enjoy the decorations and music, and peruse racks and tables at my leisure.  Of course, as luck would have it, nearly everything I came for was either out of stock or just flat-out doesn't exist anymore, but it was still a nice way to spend a morning--especially, this morning.

This morning started off with a trip to the dentist, so now my mouth hurts like crazy.  I can't eat anything because I can't chew.  Then, to top it off, I had a little nervous breakdown when I got home.  It's the holidays, and while they're a lot of fun, they do make you think about the people you've lost.  I miss my Grandma and my Dad.  There's movie stress, music stress, career stress, financial stress, personal stress...the list goes on, but I've whined enough.  I know that I have way more to be thankful for than to complain about, and frankly, you guys probably have similar stresses to deal with, yourselves.  To quote Christmas Vacation, "It's Christmas, and we're all in misery." 

So, yes, I thoroughly enjoyed my hour or so wandering around a deserted mall.  It's only a matter of time before it will be wall to wall people from open to close, and that latte will be a lot harder to come by.  Today, though, it was my own private Winter Wonderland, and I needed it. 

Of course, after next Friday, all shopping will be online.  Thank you.

Now, I'm normally a MyPoints shopper, and I must say, they've been good to me.  However, there's a new kid on the block that I may have to check out.  BargainMatch.com just launched last month, and they're kind of neat.  This site combines comparison shopping, online couponing, and rewards programs.  Basically, you search for a product. The site shows you options (much like Google Shopping) at different price points, and allows you to compare prices of identical items.  While you're comparing prices, any available coupons will appear on the screen. 

Example:  I looked up "answering machine" (yes, they still make them).  Several options showed up, and I picked one by Emerson.  Two stores sell that option:  one for $14, and one for $35.  The one for $14 also had a coupon, bringing the price to a little over $13.  Nice.

On top of that, you earn cash back rewards on each purchase.  When you accumulate $10, you are eligible to receive that reward through check or paypal, or you can choose to donate it to charity through the site.

I'm still a huge MyPoints devotee, but MyPoints doesn't work with every store.  This might be a nice alternative for the stores that don't already offer rewards.  If you try it, let me know what you think.

    

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Bombshell 101

I want to be Catwoman when I grow up. Thomas and I found a channel that shows the old Adam West Batman series, and after about two minutes of screen-time, I'd fallen in love with Catwoman. Sure, she's a villain. She purrs lousy puns and disarms superheroes with kittens (really? Kittens? You'd think the "Boy Wonder" could take down a kitty cat, but I digress), but she does so with great style, a smattering of snark, and an abundance of self-confidence. I think it's the latter of the three that I most admire: self-confidence.

You don't have to be the most gorgeous woman on Earth to turn heads. There are actresses who are known for stopping traffic who are not what you would call "classically beautiful". What sets them apart is the confidence they exude. They know themselves, are comfortable with themselves, and that assuredness bursts through from the inside out. They just sparkle. That's why they shine on camera. That's why photographers hound them. That's why men want them and why women want to be them. It's not necessarily that they are beautiful, it's that they feel beautiful.

Another thing: they also know their assets and play them up. You never see Christina Hendricks or Scarlette Johannsen in anything that doesn't show off their amazing curves. Julia Roberts draws attention to her eyes and mega-watt smile. Adorable little Carey Mulligan chopped her hair short to show off her pixie face. Lauren Hutton has made a career off of the gap in her teeth. The list goes on. They know themselves. They know what works for them, and they make the most of it. That's what makes them sexy. That's what makes them stars.

It's not about up-to-there skirts and down-to-there blouses. It's not about showing skin or flirting shamelessly. It's about owning yourself; realizing that you're worth the extra thirty seconds it takes to throw on lipgloss or eyeliner--or not! I know some women who abhor makeup, and are all the more beautiful for it. Catwoman may have been silly, but she owned that silliness and made it look good.

It's not vanity, folks, but confidence that makes a woman breathtaking. No amount of money spent on products, or time spent in front of the mirror can replace that.

What inspired this little lecture? A fascinating article in Elle by "good girl" writer, April Long. She went on a quest to become a bombshell, and learned she'd been one all along. Each of us is, in our own way. The most important step to becoming a bonafide bombshell is not lipstick. It's not the hairstyle. It's confidence. You can read the article here, and I highly recommend it.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The 100th Post!!

That's right, folks!  We have hit the 100th post!  Cake for everyone!!  Well, that is, everyone who happens to already have cake with them, as I, quite unfortunately, do not have any cake at hand, nor any hopes of procuring or distributing said cake.  So, I suppose that should read, "Cake for everyone who already has cake!!"  Well, now I'm thoroughly depressed.  Thanks, 100th post.  Thanks a lot.

In other news, it looks like Google is trying to give us an early Christmas present by revamping the Shopping portion of the search engine.  You'll now be able to search for products in your immediate area (yay!).  Also, in addition to the brand and color options, you'll be able to search by "popular products" and "aisles".  "Popular products" will allow you to search for an item and see similar items that other online shoppers have viewed.  "Aisles" will allow you to search related sub-categories.  For instance, if you search for a television set, the sub-categories could divide the results into LCD or Plasma sets.  All in all, it's a welcome change for this online shopper. 

So, the magic bag o' samples has made a brief comeback.  While emptying out yet another box (I may never get fully unpacked), I ran across a sample of Dior Miss Dior Cherie Eau de Toilette ($62-$82, Sephora) and figured I'd give it a shot.  Here's what Sephora has to say about it:
A dazzling spring floral interpretation of the classic Miss Dior Chérie, this fragrance opens with a lilting fruity note for a fresh and joyful first impression. The heart's floral bouquet evokes the sense of a garden full of flowers. An elegant, signature base note completes the captivating essence. Notes:  Freesia, Jasmine, Orange Blossom, Popcorn, Vanilla, Caramel, Patchouli. 
I spritzed it on this morning, and was immediately hit with an overpowering sense of familiarity.  I had definitely smelled this fragrance before, but where?  It's lovely.  Very soft, with a creamy citrus feel.  Where had I smelled this?  It started to drive me a little batty.  Granted, it's a short drive, but still...

Suddenly, it dawned on me.  It's almost the exact same scent as my all-time favorite body wash!  Soap & Glory Clean On Me.  $9.99, Target.  Sadly--nay, tragically--this brand is no longer available at Target, which means that it's no longer available in the States at all.  Period.  You can't get it.  The company is planning to offer the products again in a more beauty-oriented shop, but that hasn't happened yet, and no store has been named. 

I'm distraught.  I mostly used mine as a shaving lotion, and it's the best I've ever used.  Zero nicks, tons of moisture, huge container, and it never clogged up the blade.  Plus, this amazing scent.  I even bought the body butter and body spray to go with it.  Heck, I gave the stuff away as bridesmaid's gifts when I got married!  (Travel sizes in cute frosted pink chinese take out boxes filled with pink shredded paper made for precious bachelorette party gifts.  I added in a Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush lipgloss, too.  Cute as pie.) 

Anyway, I have totally gotten off the subject.  Sorry about that.  The mind wanders on me occasionally (read:  constantly).  Basically, what I'm saying is that this Dior scent is gorgeous.  It's perfect for everyday, in that it's light and breezy, with tons of citrus.  It's also great for evening and special occasions because of the warm vanilla notes and the patchouli.  I'm also saying that a less expensive clone exists, and it comes in many forms.  If you can find Soap & Glory, or hear of where it might be re-released, grab what you can and please share with the rest of the class.  In the meantime, I guess I'll just have to settle for the Dior.  There are worse things, I suppose. 

Monday, November 15, 2010

UPDATE!!

Today's blog is going to be ridiculously short, and I do apologize.  I'll make it up to you somehow later on down the line.  Things are just a little crazy today.  It's the holidays, I guess.  I just didn't want to leave you hanging without a couple of updates.

#1:  One Hundred Pushups

I started today.  First off, I took my hips, waist, and bust measurements, so I could measure my progress not by pounds, but by inches.  Let's just hope they come off the hips and waist and leave the bust alone.  I can't stand to lose anything there. 

As for the pushups themselves, it took all of ten minutes to get through today's set.  Seriously.  I didn't even break a sweat.  My arms aren't sore, either.  If anyone wants to jump on board with me, now's the time to do it. 

#2:  Wrinkle Cream

I've been using Lumene ($22, CVS.  Don't have time to link, I'm sorry) for a solid week, and I can already tell a difference.  My forehead wrinkles are still there, but I don't have to use the spackle on them anymore.  My skin's texture is also vastly improved.  Honestly, one morning I almost forgot to put on foundation--my skin looked that good.  I'm not recommending it, yet, because I want to give it a little bit longer to truly wow me, but it's well on its way.  Added bonus:  Thomas says it smells really good.  That's always nice.

Alrighty.  That's all I can do today.  Life calls!
 

Friday, November 12, 2010

Gift Guide: The Pin-Up Girl

Hello, again!  It's Friday, and that means it's time for the weekly Gift Guide!  Every Friday, from now until Christmas, I'll be spotlighting gifts for a specific demographic.  Today, I give you:  The Pin-Up Girl!  That uber-cool girl with a quirky, retro sense of style and the self-confidence to pull it off. 
 
You can't go wrong with a nice set of hair flowers.  Orchids, roses, lilies...whatever.  They all look amazing, and if they sparkle, even better.  This is a set of two orange orchids, drenched in glitter and held in place with a duckbill clip.  $18, pinupgirlclothing.com.


Photo Credits:  Above and Below
pinupgirlclothing.com

Gloves are a Winter staple, to begin with, but these keep you warm and fashionable at the same time.  These are vintage-inspired, with ruffle, bead, and floral trim.  Available in Cream, Black, and Red.  $12, pinupgirlclothing.com. 

Lastly, you can't send a glamour girl out into the world with no way to fix her face.  Here is a retro-inspired vinyl powder clutch.  It makes me think of bowling alleys and diners--in the best way possible.  $36, pinupgirlclothing.com. 



Since we're on a pin-up kick today, I thought I'd share a product review of Smashbox's new kit, based on looks from the new movie Burlesque.  $35, Sephora. 

According to Sephora:
Designed to re-create theatrical looks featured in the film "Burlesque," In Theaters November 24, about a small town girl trying to make it big in Hollywood, this provocative collection of sexy shades will bring out your inner starlet.
The kit includes one eyeshadow/liner quad in Risque (pink, pink beige, eggplant, and a cool gray cream eyeliner), one Limitless Liquid Liner Pen in Jet Black, one Double-Ended Lipgloss in Peep/Show (cotton candy/raspberry), one Loose Shimmer powder in Burlesque (golden pink), and instructions for one look.

Okay, on to the items individually:

The eyeshadow/liner quad was a pleasant surprise, actually.  I have another Smashbox quad, in all matte colors, and while the color payoff is fantastic, the texture's a wee bit chalky.  These colors are all shimmery (note:  not glitter chunks.  Just a nice gleam) with a silky smooth texture.  They go on evenly, and blend easily.  The liner can either be swept on for a defined look, or can be brushed on as a cream shadow for a sheer wash of color.  Again, application was a snap, and the color payoff is lovely.  All colors coordinate beautifully.  My only warning:  if you are not someone who normally wears pink and purple well, this kit is not for you.  However, if you like pink and wear it well, snap this up before it sells out.  It's a great price for a really high-quality product.

The liner was also a treat for me.  I'm not normally a liquid liner girl.  I'm a klutz, remember?  I tend to do better with a cream or gel liner, where I can take my time and use short strokes.  However, this one was practically foolproof!  The brush is so long, you can pretty much just lay it flat across your lashline and gently glide it where you need it to go.  The color is also the densest black I've seen in a while. 

The loose shimmer powder is really more like a super-super-super sparkly mineral eyeshadow.  It looks pink in the pot, but brushes on more of a colorless irridescent shimmer.  It's actually quite lovely, and makes a great highlighter.  I wouldn't use it on cheeks, though, because the glitter's a little too chunky.  Keep this one strictly around the eyes.

The lipgloss is a double-ended wand with a light baby pink on one end, and a deep raspberry color on the other.  Currently, I've only used the baby pink (it just came in yesterday.  Cut me some slack), and it's very sheer, nicely pigmented, moisturizing, and non-sticky.  It also lasted through lunch, which is a feat for a gloss.  It adds just enough oomph to make your lips look polished, but not overly done-up.  Basically, it's a great nude lip.

So, individually, everything's peachy, but how does it work as a whole?  The kit (which has way too much packaging for my taste.  Just thought I'd throw that out there) comes with instructions for one look.  Today, I followed those instructions and came out with a look that was (again) suprisingly wearable.  I expected it to be a little too theatrical (considering the inspiration) for the office, but I'm going out this evening and have no time to re-do my makeup, so I figured, "what the heck.  It's Friday, and I sit in a box.  No one sees me.  Who cares?"  Now, I'm sad no one sees me!  It's a really beautiful look!  Not too much for work, but fun enough for a night out.  The look they suggest calls for a mildly smoky eye, with pink on the lid, eggplant in the crease, a sheer wash of pink beige to blend it all together, liquid liner on top, and cream liner on bottom.  A little shimmer goes in the inside corners of the eyes.  Finish it off with the pink lipgloss.  This is perfect for everything from a holiday wedding or office party, down to dinner and a movie, on down to work or school.  I didn't think that was possible.

Of course, this is not a complete kit.  I look at it sort of like a cake mix.  Yes, the basic ingredients are there, but you don't open up the box and pull out a cake.  You need to add a few staples to get it to all gel, and then add a little icing on top to make it shine.

You'll need to add your own foundation, powder, blush, and mascara definitely.  After that, you might want to add concealer and eyebrow gel, and maybe a little luminizing powder on the cheeks, to really bring it over the top, but this is a great starter or inspiration kit for the holidays.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

I Have Completely and Totally Lost My Mind

I'm a klutz.  Klutz, with a capital K.  Last night, while trying to reach my acid reflux medicine (because I'm old and falling apart), I fell off the step-stool I was on (because I'm also short) and sprained my foot.  Yay. 

It's nearing the Holidays, and I refuse to put on a ton of weight.  At the same time, I also refuse to turn down homemade Tiramisu, Red Velvet Cake, or Sweet Potato Casserole.  As I'm apparently not going to stop eating, I'm trying to start exercising more.  Unfortunately, my little accident has put the kibosh on that.  I can't do my usual walking, start that yoga video I was thinking about watching (that counts, right?), or play any Wii Tennis or Boxing (those count, too, right?  My arm still hurts from Bowling).  I'd say I was up the proverbial creek, but that'd be okay.  Paddling's one of the few physical activities I can do!

Granted, this is only a temporary setback, but it got me thinking about things I could still do with a hurt foot.  Pushups!  I can do knee pushups!  See, a couple of years ago, right after my wedding, I decided I was going to lose some serious weight.  I'd put on a ton due to a (minor, but we didn't know what it was for a long time) illness, and nothing was working to take it off.  I'd tried Slim-Fast, dance classes, going to the gym--you name it!  Nothing helped.  Finally, I found a site called One Hundred Pushups.  Over the course of seven weeks, you gradually build up the number of consecutive pushups you can do, until you reach 100.  The pushup works, well, pretty much everything, and it gave me a solid goal to work toward.  This, combined with a low-calorie diet, resulted in my losing thirteen pounds in just a couple of months.  No, I never made it to 100, but I made it back to a size 6, so I called it a victory.

I'm not trying to lose that much weight this time, but a couple of inches off my waist and slightly toner arms would be nice.  With that, I'm issuing a challenge to myself:  Complete the 100 Pushup program, and document (dear God, I must be insane) the progress as I go along.  Who's with me?  Please don't make me do this alone!!

As inspiration, I'm going to put these ladies on my refrigerator.  These are some fantastic renderings by deviantART user JosephB222.  They're what happens when Disney goes to the Dark Side.



Photo Credit: josephb222.deviantart.com
 

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

We've Got Magic To Do! (Just For You!)

I finally watched the first Harry Potter movie last night.  The first half of the final installment is coming out in a few weeks, and since I'd never seen any of the movies (or read any of the books, for that matter), Thomas insisted that we rent all of them. 

I knew that he liked what he'd seen of them, my brother is a regular little Potter-head, and the theme park was about the most adorable thing I'd ever seen, but I really wasn't sure if I could sit through two and a half hours (really) of goofy-looking kids waving around wands. 

I could, and it was wonderful.  I absolutely can not wait to get through the rest of the movies.  It was sweet, and funny, and very intelligent.  Finally, a "kid's" movie that parents (and other adults) can sit through without wanting to slit their wrists!  Trust me, that's a feat, these days.

Before too long, Potter fans in the UK will have a new museum dedicated to the young wizard and his amazing world.  Warner Bros. is looking to make a stake in the British film industry, and is in the planning stages for a Potter-themed attraction across the pond.  No, it won't be a theme park, like the one in Florida, but will feature sets, costumes, makeup effects and creature designs from the films.  All in all, it would mean around 300 new jobs and, should Warner Bros. decide to make a home in Britain, another 100 million pounds added to the economy.  I guess that makes up for building the theme park for the Yanks.

Speaking of magic, here's some to transform your lashes.  I know I've briefly mentioned the Fresh Magic Wands Mini Mascara Duo in the past, but here's a proper review of them:  they kind of rock.

According to Sephora:
Fresh Magic Wands Mini-Mascara Duo delivers the ultimate high-voltage lashes. Supernova creates a super-black base, with a volumizing lift, and Firebird has a feathery effect. The combination is stunning.


This is a kit, featuring two individual mascaras.  The first, Supernova, in a pretty, star-spangled black tube, leaves lashes jet black, long and thick.  The magic comes in with the Firebird, in a teal tube featuring a feather motif.  A few swipes of this, and your long, thick, black lashes stretch out into baby doll lashes.  Curl them beforehand, and you can skip the false lashes for your holiday parties.  Granted, it takes a few seconds longer, and you do have to keep up with two tubes, but believe me, it's worth it.  $10, Sephora.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

My Mistletoe Manifesto

I have a dream, folks.  A dream that I might finish my Christmas shopping before Thanksgiving, so that I may partake of Black Friday on my own terms.  That I might be able to search for sales at my leisure, and not find myself locked in man-to-man combat over the last 75% off scarf/hat/mittens combo that, let's face it, no one is going to want, anyway.  I have a dream of not caring that the line at Starbucks wraps around the block, but happily waiting to get my traditional Egg Nog Latte (don't poke fun, it's not nice) because I have no time-frame or agenda to follow.  A dream of leaving the mall when I darn well feel like it, and dropping my stamped-and-ready Christmas cards in the mailbox on the way out.  I have a dream of spending Black Friday Night watching Miracle on 34th Street, wrapping my treasures and decorating my house and tree.  I have a dream, my friends, of actually having a happy holiday.  Amen.

Don't worry.  The Xanax will wear off eventually.

Actually, I am very close to finishing my Christmas shopping.  I have almost all of Thomas' gifts taken care of.  I still have anniversary to figure out, but that's another story.  (Note:  Never get married the week of Christmas.  Sure, it's pretty, but it's stupid.  Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.  Trust me.)  Mom's and Mother-In-Law's are on order, and my brother's is decided upon, leaving only my step-dad, grandfather, and best friend.  I found my wrapping paper at Target, on sale, and snapped it up.  Of course, I'm totally dreading trying to find all the Christmas decorations and ornaments in the storage locker, but that's par for the course.  All in all, everything's right on track.  Now, I'm just going to sit back and enjoy that until the inevitable derailment.

I'm going to have a Holly Jolly Christmas, by gum, and anyone who gets in my way gets this:
Photo Credit:  The Onion
No, it's not real.  Not yet, anyway, thank God.  This is one of a line of Decoy Gift Boxes from the Onion Store.  Imagine the look on sixteen year-old Suzy's face when she sees this "gift"!  Priceless!  Or the tantrum Conspiracy Nut Carl will throw over "Department of Homeland Security Cologne"!  Hahahaha!  I hope you've hidden the gun!  Anyhoo, there are seven to choose from, or sets of four and six.  One of these filled with something awesome would make the office Christmas party's Secret Santa game a lot more interesting.  Starting at $7.99, store.theonion.com. 

Monday, November 8, 2010

Lord, Grant Me Serenity (Or At Least a Comic)

To quote Garfield, "I hate Mondays." It's been a crazy busy day, so please forgive my shorter than usual post. Between Charlee duty (babysitting my li'l brother's adorable-beyond-belief, yet super-hyper terrier puppy), anything that could go wrong going wrong at work, and a dozen or so errands, this post has been put off and put off. I am so very sorry. Still, I am also so very busy, so let's get to it, shall we?

If you happen to not be busy today, or just need a little pick-me-up, USA Today is running an exclusive, limited-time Serenity comic. The first half ran today, and the second-half will be in tomorrow's issue.

For those of you not familiar with Serenity, it was a movie based on a very (ridiculously) short-lived but brilliant television series by Buffy creator, Joss Whedon. It was a steampunk-laden look into the future that paralleled the exploration and civilization of planets with that of the pioneers on the Oregon trail. In other words, you might still die of dyssentary, but it'll be in a spaceship, not a wagon. It's the Old West meets Star Trek, with a raggamuffin league of theives, a prostitute, and, just for fun, a preacher, and honestly, it's some of the most fun you can have watching television. It was canceled during it's only season, but fan-demand brought about a DVD collection and the film. If you haven't seen either, do yourself a favor and give 'em a shot.

The comic was written by the creator's brother, Zack Wheadon, and has the crew of the spaceship Serenity stranded in a snowstorm. In other words, they have a little downtime on their hands. I'm sure they'll think of something to keep occupied.

In other news, I have officially hit the two-week mark, and have seen absolutely zero progress from the L'Oreal Collagen Filler. Zilch. Zip. Nada. I'll keep on trucking with it until I run out, but I picked up some Lumene Time Freeze serum. It's supposed to help with the wrinkles you have and prevent new ones from forming. We'll see. I'll keep you posted.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Gift Guide: The Social (Networking) Butterfly

Alrighty!  I've decided that, for the moment, Fridays are Gift Guide days.  Every Friday, from now until...well, until I get tired or run out of ideas, I'll highlight a few gift ideas for a specific category of recipient.  Today, we're looking at stuff for the Social (Networking) Butterfly.

You know her.  She's the girl with the cell glued to her ear, her iPad tuned into Facebook, and more FarmVille requests than a girl who's never actually seen a cow should.  If a prize were given out for texting proficiency, she'd be a contender.  Well, buddy, have I got just. the. thing.

The Echo Touch Glove.  These are actually pretty darn cool.  They're wool-blend gloves that feature eLink fabric on the tips of the forefinger and thumb.  These little patches allow for the wearer to be able to use touch screens (like on most phones, nowadays) while still keeping warm.  And to think, I just bought fingerless gloves.  Silly me.  Now, I'll be cold.  They come in a myriad of colors, so you could even match their phone.  $30, echodesign.com.
Photo Credit:  echodesign.com

DecalGirl is a favorite site of mine.  They have skins for phones, laptops, iPads, iPods, ereaders...the works.  Basically, if it's electronic and handheld, they have a skin for it.  What's even cooler, is that each skin is truly a work of art, and you can even shop by artist.  The one I have on my phone runs $7.99 ($2 extra for matte finish, and is based on Donna Summer's She Works Hard For the Money.  decalgirl.com. 
Photo Credit:  decalgirl.com

Thursday, November 4, 2010

What's the Matter With Kids Today (Or Adults, For That Matter)?

My mom and dad always told me to enjoy being a child while you can.  You're an adult for most of your life, but childhood is only for a little while.  Smart folks, those guys.  Unfortunately, it just seems to get harder and harder to be a kid.  Don't get me wrong--it's never been easy.  You've got hormones to deal with, a limited income, and restricted transportation...plus, you're short.  Being a kid, for all it's carefree wonderment, can, in a word, suck.

Now, though...these kids have it rough.  I mean that with absolutely zero sarcasm.  When I was a seventh-grader, if a kid was mean to me at school, it was awful, but I knew that as soon as 3:00 rolled around, I would be away from it.  Not so, anymore.  No, sir.  My brother's in the seventh grade, now, and between texting, emailing, Facebook, texting--and did I mention texting?--there's no escape!

I mean, when I was a kid, if I did something stupid at school (fall down, say something idiotic, accidentally let it slip who I liked), the rest of the day might suck--maybe even the rest of the week--but the kids forgot and we all moved on.  Now, if a kid makes a misstep, there's an entire evening of texting and facebook messages coming at them, and it's all anyone can talk about the next day.  Sometimes, it's not even making a mistake, though.  Sometimes, it's liking the "wrong" sports team, or having a hobby that's not cool this week.  Sometimes, it's just being yourself that's the "mistake". 

The circumstances were always different--maybe it was body-type, grade point average, financial status, whatever--but it's happened to just about everyone I know.  I could tell stories, but they aren't mine to tell. What amazes me, though, is how much of the bullying came, not from the children, but from adults who should have known better.  Boo-ing, name-calling, even discrimination.  With all that going on, where do kids turn when the other kids are mean?         

Nothing has changed.  It still happens, but now it happens at school, online, and on your phone.  You can not get away from it.  Too many kids have been bullied to death.  A friend of mine's daughter just lost a good friend to the epidemic, and I'm sick.  Just sick.  Bullying is not just a fistfight or stealing someone's lunch money.  It's not just calling someone a nasty name.  It's making life difficult for someone simply because you don't like them.  It's having to watch your back for no other reason than just being who you are.  The perpetrator can be a child, teenager, or even a teacher or principal.        

Had my parents not been the amazing people that they were and are, constantly reminding me that I could be anything I wanted, and that who I was was good enough, I don't think I would have the can-do spirit I'm so proud of today.  I like to say that I've gotten my strength and determination from having to fight for every accomplishment.  Honestly, though, if I'd had to go through it all over again, but in the tech-heavy present, I don't know that I could have done it.  I fear for my brother.  I'm just thankful that he has a wonderful mom and step-dad to turn to.  Plus, he always has Sis and Thomas to talk to about anything (and I promise not to blog about it).

My friend, Tara, posted this on her Facebook page today, and I just had to share it.  This woman's five year-old little boy wanted to dress up as his favorite character for Halloween.  His favorite character, however, was Daphne from Scooby Doo.  He's five.  He's a baby.  He wasn't coming out or anything like that.  This was not his way of announcing his stand on gay rights.  He just liked Daphne.  What's interesting, though, is that none of his little classmates thought anything of it.  His teacher didn't bat an eye.  The other mothers were the ones throwing hissy fits. 

I like this mother's stance.  How many football players dress up as cheerleaders for pep rallys or other goofy school activities?  How many frat boys dress in drag for parties or university events?  She pointed out that no one would have cared if her daughter had dressed as Batman, and, "I am not worried that your son will grow up to be an actual ninja so back off."  The thing that saddened me, though, was that through this all, her little boy, at five years old, knew that he would be made fun of.  He just wanted to wear that costume so badly that he was willing to deal with it.  That's a brave kid, and a brave mom for letting him express his individuality.  He now knows that no matter what he wants to do in life, his mom's got his back. 

Kids, be yourselves.  Don't let anyone tell you that you're not good enough simply because you don't agree with them.  Like Star Wars, sports, books, Mozart, cheerleading, makeup, board games, stamp collecting, watching tv, acting silly, being serious, whatever!  You are worthy.  You are amazing.  You are you, and that's something that no one else can ever be.  Be proud of who you are, and don't change because you feel you have to.  Talk to your parents (they really do care about you, and they're not completely dumb), ignore negativity, and enjoy being young.  And please, for the love of God, grow up and grow old. 

Well, that is not the blog I started out to write, but sometimes these things get away from me.

Actually, I had planned to write about hair color.  Seriously.  So, with that, let's leave this dreary topic and move onto something more fun, shall we?

So, this morning, I touched-up my roots.  It's not something I really wanted to do.  I'd much rather have made an appointment and gotten them taken care of professionally, but that wasn't an option, and I have stuff going on this weekend.  These suckers had gotten to the point that they were embarrassing, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Walmart only had one dark auburn root touch-up kit, so I had no real choice but to go with L'Oreal Root Rescue.  The kit was a little less than $7, and came with a bonus trial size bottle of L'Oreal EverPure Shampoo.  I've used that before, and it's actually a pretty darn good shampoo.  It's no Fekkai, but as far as budget brands go, it's a keeper.  Smells good, helps keep color from fading, and leaves hair soft.  Not bad at all.

Anyway, back to the haircolor.  The kit comes with instructions, plastic gloves, plastic eyeglass protectors (nifty--never seen that before), color, and a developing lotion that's housed in a neat plastic tube.  Set up is super-easy.  Add the color to the lotion, replace cap, shake to blend, then remove the cap and replace with a comb applicator.  To apply the haircolor, part your dry, unwashed hair as usual, then squeeze the tube to dispense color as you comb the applicator through your roots.  Wait ten minutes, shampoo, and style.  Your roots should match your haircolor, be it at-home or salon brand. 

As I said, the set up was easy.  The application less so.  I found that the color was difficult to squeeze out of the tube, had a tendency to go where it wanted (and not where I was trying to put it), and was impossible to keep off of your scalp.  I did the best I could with what I had to work with, but I was nervous.  Once I shampooed, I was even more nervous.  My hair looked polka-dotted!!  Some places were definitely brighter than others.  It looked like some spots had been missed entirely.  My scalp was stained in places, and I wanted to cry.  What had I done?!

However, once I blow-dried, I realized that things weren't nearly as bad as they had first appeared.  Yes, my scalp was stained slightly (I think it should fade with a good scrubbing), but the uneven spots had all but disappeared, and the roots really did match my color.  I feel much better, but I'm still a little unnerved by the whole roller-coaster of an experience.

Overall, I think this is a decent temporary quick-fix.  By that, I mean, it'll get you by until you can make an appointment for a color, but don't think that you can get out of a trip to the hairdresser's by using this on a regular basis.  Yes, it all worked out in the end, but it felt like a gamble that I just happened to win this time. 

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Where's the Simplicity Pattern For That?!

I tip my hat to anyone who can use a sewing machine.  Period.  The last time I even looked at a machine, the presser foot fell off.  That's right, folks.  I didn't even have to touch the machine, and still managed to break it.  If you can use one of the gosh-darned things, you have my respect.

If you use it to make something like this, you have my undying love and devotion, and I am insanely jealous of you:

Photo credit:  ringmastergoldie.tumblr.com
It's a TARDress!!!!  Those of you who have been keeping up know that Thomas and I are both HUGE Doctor Who fans.  Actually, Thomas was the one who found this and insisted that I blog about it.  So, here you go, hon.

Seriously, though, I love this dress.  It was made to be a Halloween costume, but really, I don't see why it couldn't be worn more often?  It's just a sweet little blue dress...that just happens to be made entirely of awesome.  (I think the itty bitty hat is my favorite part.)

So, Sunday before last, I woke up and screamed.  I've always had wrinkles on my forehead, but, seemingly overnight, they'd gone from "oh, everyone has those," to "oh, my God, I could keep my keys in there!"  Powder settled into the crevices.  Oh, Lord, this was not good.  Ah, thirty...the gift that keeps on giving.

As soon as I got out of church, I grabbed Thomas (who rolled his eyes when I told him what was up, thank you) and ran to Target to get something, anything that might help.  I landed on L'Oreal Wrinkle Decrease Collagen Filler.  $17.89, Target.

According to the L'Oreal website:
"Inspired by the latest dermatological techniques, L'Oreal Paris created new and improved Collagen Filler.  Now, with Double Filler Action, this breakthrough formula includes both Collagen Biospheres and Hyaluronic Acid for instant filling action and continuous wrinkle reduction.

In consumer testing, crow's feet, forehead lines, and lines around the mouth were immediately reduced by 20%.  Skin was softer and smoother.  With continued use, lines decreased by up to 33% after four weeks."     
I've only been into this little experiment for a week and a half, but let me tell you about my non-clinical, non-professional, non-expert findings, thus far (covering my butt, folks).

It's spackle.  It's spackle for your face.  It does fill in wrinkles, which makes them appear much lighter and less noticeable.  I'm just not sure how well it's doing at making them go away permanently. 

The product is a thick cream that comes in a pen-like applicator.  You squeeze a line over each wrinkle, smooth it out, then dab at it until it soaks into your skin.  It pretty much covers my entire forehead like a coat of, well, spackle.  You can use it in conjunction with your usual moisturizer.  I put my moisturizer on first and let it sink in before I apply the spack--I mean, wrinkle cream.  After the cream, you can apply makeup as usual.  I'm just a little more careful applying primer and foundation in the cream-covered areas.

It does appear that a couple of the lighter wrinkles have gotten even less obvious, but I'm not sure if that's due to this or wishful thinking.  I'm also using the cream on my neck wrinkles (had those since birth, so not holding out too much hope) and on my chest as a preventative measure.  As I said, I've only been in this a week and a half, so it's a little early to expect much.

As of right now, I can recommend it as a filler only.  If you're heading to a class reunion, being photographed, or just want to temporarily look a little younger, this is a really good, inexpensive way to acheive that.  Just don't expect an overnight miracle. 

If this doesn't work after four weeks (or the end of the tube), next on the list is Lumene Time Freeze Instant Lift Serum.  $19.99, Target.  It has some stellar reviews on Total Beauty, and might be just what I'm looking for.  If not, at least I now know of a decent "quick fix".      

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Cheap Tricks: E.L.F. Studio Line Brushes

It's been a while since I posted any Cheap Tricks, so here's one for you: E.L.F. Studio Line Brushes. $3-$8 each, elfcosmetics.com.

I know, they're three bucks. How good could they be? You'd be surprised. They're sleek black, professional-grade, synthetic taklon that can be used wet or dry, are super-soft, and tough as nails. I know I've put mine through the wringer, and they just keep coming back for more. Liquids and creams go on smoothly and evenly, and powders are attracted almost like a magnet. Basically, if you want good brushes that are going to last and not completely break the bank, you can't do better than these.

E.L.F. just makes darn good brushes. I had to buy a ton of powder brushes for the movie (one per actor, so about 40 total). They didn't have to be great, since they were only going to be used to brush baby powder off of greasepaint, so our makeup designer, Jessica, grabbed as many brushes as possible from the dollar store. Unfortunately, we still needed about 25 more after that run, so I pulled up E.L.F. and ordered the rest out of the $1 basic brush set. When they came in, Jessica was beyond impressed with the reusable packaging, the high-quality bristles, and the fact that I had shown up with near-professional brushes for a buck a piece. Those weren't even half as good as the $3 Studio Line brushes. E.L.F. just makes darn good brushes.

If you get these (and I highly recommend them), pick up a $3 bottle of Daily Brush Cleaner. Spray a little on a paper towel or some folded toilet paper, and swirl your brush around after you've used it. It'll clear off a lot of gunk and keep your brushes fresh between shampoos. I've not tried the E.L.F. Brush Shampoo, but for $3, it might be worth a shot. I'm partial to Sephora's travel size shampoo, myself, which runs $6.

Right now (through the 8th), E.L.F. has a special running, where you can get an 11-piece Studio Line brush set (eleven brushes plus a case) for half-price. The $30 set would only be $15 when you use the code FAVES at checkout. You can also buy brushes individually, and save 25% off orders of $10 or more with the code BRUSH. Oh! I almost forgot! For a limited time, you can order the 11-piece set with glittery handles.

And now, a challenge for you, dear readers! I'm considering compiling a gift guide for the holidays, but I need you to let me know who you're shopping for! Is it a Makeup Maven? A Gadget Guru? A Hapless Handyman? Let me know in the comments, and I'll see what I can find. Thanks!!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Comic-Con FAIL! Pass the Hershey's.

Right now, I'm feeling alternating bursts of anger, confusion, waves of sadness mixed with glimmers of hope, and full-on rage. No, I'm not hormonal. I'm trying to buy Comic-Con passes. Well, to be fair, Thomas is the one actually sitting in front of the computer, and has been for the past hour and a half. As it is, the preview night passes sold out at the July event, so the best we can do is a four-day, but the site's completely down right now. If nothing else, it's made for an entertaining Twitter feed, and it's given Thomas something to do while he's home sick from work. It's given him a reason to yell at the computer, mostly, but at least that's something.

Even if he gets through, he can only do the tickets one at a time, so it's entirely possible we still won't both end up with passes. If that happens, we'll try a couple of other avenues, but will most likely end up returning the single set and planning a different vacation. The thought is more than a little disappointing, but we're being realistic. Anyway, there are far worse things than missing a convention. You know, fire, flood, and famine, to name a few.

In the meantime, I feel the need to drown my sorrows in chocolate, and no, the milk chocolate Slim-Fast just isn't doing it for me. This would, though: The 16th Annual Salon du Chocolat in Paris, France. Sign me up for that! One of the chocolate convention's highlights was a fashion show--a chocolate fashion show. Designers and chocolatiers teamed up to create scrumptious cocoa couture, including a whimsical boustier dress inspired by songbirds, and sporting white chocolate wings. The convention isn't completely about decadence, though. It's also a way to get the word out about Fair Trade and the need to eliminate child labor in the chocolate trade. Now, that's sweet.

And now Comic-Con is saying that Registration is shut down, with more news to come on November 8th. They couldn't handle the traffic. Insert your own geek/tech joke here. It's too easy for me, and I'm really just not in the mood.

So, in light of the magic bag o' samples' M.I.A. status, I thought I'd go with a product review and a quick tutorial. Why not, right?

Okay, for months I've been wanting some really glittery eyeshadow. Something with some definite sparkle. I've got a short in a film festival this weekend, am shilling my CD next weekend, and then there's the whole Holiday season coming up. I thought something shiny might be kind of nice. I didn't want anything that screamed teeny-bopper, but was suitable for mature audiences.

Found it! Urban Decay Stardust Eyeshadow in Space Cowboy. This stuff should be rated R. For starters, the color is a really sexy nude taupe. The shadow is soft, highly pigmented, and melts into your skin. Honestly, along with LORAC, it's tops on my shadow list, and right above MAC and Stila. Of course, the point of this shadow is sparkle, and boy, does it have it. According to Urban Decay, Stardust contains 40% more glitter than their sparkliest shadows.

To be honest, that description put me off a bit. I wanted something festive, but I didn't want something that could be detected at 100 paces, or had the possibility of making people confuse me with a drag queen. Or Kathy Griffin. As much as I love glitter, I'm neither a thirteen year-old girl, nor a Vegas showgirl. It's just not appropriate for me to go out looking like a disco ball.

I'm very happy to report that while this is supremely sparkly, it's not obnoxious. This is grown-up glitter, folks. There are no chunks, no flakes...for the most part, it's virtually undetectable. That is, until the light hits it just right, and your eyes light up like Fourth of July sparklers! I have it on from the lashes to my brows, and it's not innappropriate for my casual office. I even wore it to church yesterday with no issues--and I stand on the altar! Obviously, you can wear this to go out or for special occasions, but honestly, I'd call it acceptable for casual offices (or casual Friday), weekends, or, if you use it just on the lids, anytime.

I do have to tell you that I experienced a bit of fall-out. I layered the shadow over another one on Sunday, and ended up with a small amount of glitter on my cheeks. It wasn't much, but it existed, so I'm telling you. Today, I wore it by itself, directly on top of a primer, and have had zero fall-out. It's not something I would worry about at all with this shade, but would do a little research on before buying it in black or an ultra-bright color.

Oh, one more thing. It comes in a really cool little container that opens when you squeeze the sides. Thomas thinks it looks like a Star Trek communicator. That made me giggle a bit.

Alright, now for the tutorial. As you might have noticed by now, I tend to have my moments of brilliance completely by accident. Today was no different. Thomas is sick, so I needed to run to Target (across the street now! Yay!) to pick up some 7Up and crackers before work. I didn't have time to really do my makeup, but didn't want to risk scaring small children (Halloween is over), so I needed a quick fix. I keep a stash of neutral makeup in the bathroom, so I can grab and go without having to dig through my traincase, so all products used can fit in a small counter-top organizer. I grabbed a few items, threw them on, and ended up looking like I had the most gorgeous skin. For the record, I don't. So folks, here's how to look like you have luminous skin and zero need for makeup:

1) Start with a brightening primer (it should say brightening or luminizing on the bottle), like Benefit That Gal. 2) Apply a light foundation, like Benefit Some Kind of Gorgeous foundation faker.
3) Dot an eyeshadow primer, like Benefit Stay Don't Stray, on each eyelid and blend from lash to brow.
4) Apply a shimmery shadow that matches your skin tone (or one shade darker) from lash to brow. I like Urban Decay Space Cowboy for fair skin because of the sparkles.
5) Line the upper lashes with a charcoal gray liner. I used one by LORAC that's discontinued, but any liner will do. E.L.F. Cream Eyeliner in Gunmetal is a good choice, and only $3.
6) Apply concealer under eyes and to any blemishes. I love Benefit Erase Paste for this.
7) Apply a tinted luminizing lotion, like NARS Orgasm Illuminator (I'm quickly falling in love with this stuff) to cheeks.
8) Lightly apply coordinating blush, like NARS Orgasm Blush, to set.
9) Dust powder over concealer, nose, chin, and forehead only. I like Bare Escentuals Hydrating Mineral Veil because it's hydrating and has a very slight luminence about it.
10) Apply mascara, like Buxom Lash, to top lashes.
11) Apply a nude lipstick and/or lipgloss. I like Buxom Big & Healthy Lip Stick in Amsterdam, with Buxom Lip Polish in Claire.

That's it. I think the whole process took about five minutes, and I swear, it took about five years off my face. It's just a simple, easy, carefree look that makes your skin glow. Can't really argue with that. Also, everything mentioned above (except the E.L.F., hence the separate link) can be found at Sephora.
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