And that's when I start driving Thomas batty:
Me: Oh, my God! I love her little (insert fantastic outfit here)!
Thomas: She needs to eat something.
Me: Yes, but oh, it's so cute! Where do they find this stuff?
Thomas: Shhhh...
Me: And the shoes!!! Um...why do they have that guy tied up?
Thomas: *facepalm*
So, in an attempt to quiet down and give poor Thomas a little peace for tonight's episode, I have taken it upon myself to find Fiona's wardrobe. Obviously, I don't have the budget USA has or access to their wardrobe department, but I do have access to the
Forever 21 website. So there.
The assymetric high society dress. First we have Fiona's, then the affordable alternative for $19.80. I tried to find a picture of the dress she wears in the pilot (and in the opening spiel for every episode), but couldn't. I think this Forever 21 dress looks just like it. If anyone finds it, let me know and I'll update the post with it.

The V-neck butterfly dress. This one from Forever 21 is only $14.50

The tangerine trapeze dress. I actually like this off-the rack version better. I'm a sucker for details, and the wooden beads are killer. It's $24.80.

An embroidered romper. This Forever 21 version is a really reasonable facsimile, I think. The color's different, but at $14.50, I can deal.

Cargo pants and a simple tank. This inexpensive alternative will run you $26.40 total.

Of course, you can't talk Burn Notice without mentioning sunglasses. This mall pair will run you a whopping $5.80.

So, there you have it. Again, all styles are from Forever 21. Happy shopping, and try not to spill any yogurt on anything.
*Photos by USA Network and Forever 21