Holy Inappropriate, Batman!

Let me preface this with a "no". Actually, let me make that a "NO! No way on God's green Earth!!" I want to make this perfectly clear, Thomas. This is never, never going to happen. Ever. For any reason. I hope I've made that clear enough for you.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering what I'm so vehemently against. Well, folks, here you go:


Photo Credits: Geekology

 The Batman room at Eden Motel in Taiwan. Right, it seems kitschy and cool at first, and were this simply a hotel room decorated around a pop-culture theme, I'd be all for it. Heck, I'd probably be the one to suggest it. Unfortunately, this is not the sort of establishment with which I wish to be affiliated. It is, however, the sort of establishment which I would wish to mock.

First off, it rents by the hour. $50 for every three hours, to be precise. On holidays, they even throw in...um...adult perks of the variety one might find in a gas station restroom. Hoo, boy! That gets me all hot and bothered...geez...

Perhaps I'll be more impressed by a tour of the room. Let's have a little look-see, shall we?

Here we go: a life-size version of the front of the Batmobile. Well, that's cool, I guess. Of course, it's in nowhere near a good place to see the television. I'm also appalled at the placement of that mirror. I mean, it's not exactly the most convenient place for one. How's a girl supposed to check her lipstick, or make sure that her slip's not showing, or...oh. Gotcha. Moving on. I'll just keep my thoughts on the massage table to myself.

Okay, now we're talking! A huge flat-screen television, mini-bar and fridge, cool recessed lighting...and a bathtub right in the middle of the room? Um...no shower? And really, I'd like a little privacy when I...oh. Gotcha. That would explain the...I'm going with "fireplace" right above. I'd ask where one might find the toilet, but I'm not sure I want to know.

No, Thomas. No.