She's Got Legs! (She Knows How To Use Them)

 

Photo Credit: NuMutant
Karen Gillan as Amy Pond

Karen Gillan is no stranger to the mini-skirt. As Doctor Who's feisty companion, Amy Pond, she's worn her fair share of the fashion staple. Even her introduction on the popular British sci-fi series centered around her mini-skirt and fishnet stockings. I'd wager the show picked up a few more male viewers after that somewhat infamous shot. 


Photo Credit: HunchBlog
The "too sexy" kissogram skirt

Well, if Ms. Gillan isn't already comfortable showing off her gams, she soon will be, as she's just signed on to play Jean Shrimpton, the 1960s cover model many consider responsible for the meteoric rise of ladies' hemlines. The film, We'll Take Manhattan, will air on BBC4, at a date yet to be released. Not to worry, Whovians, Gillan and her lovely legs will be back on Doctor Who when it returns in April.

So, in honor of our Ms. Pond's new gig, here's a mini I think Amy would approve of:

Photo Credit: Macy's

This denim bandage skirt by Material Girl is made from acid wash, denim-look stretch material for a custom fit, and hits mid-thigh. I love the rocker-chic edge to this skirt. Definitely not for the timid! $28.00, Macy's.

Going For the Bronze

As I mentioned in yesterday's post, I am blindingly white. In fact, hey, Chlorox! If you need a spokesperson, I'm perfect and available!! Call me!! Now, normally, I'm quite proud of my "Southern Belle" complexion (Why, yes, I have been under a parasol all day. Why do you ask?), but "fishbelly white", as my Daddy used to call it, is not a good look for legs in shorts and sundresses. Then again, neither is "Oompa Loompa orange". I can tell you that from experience. *shudder*

Tanning beds scare the crud out of me. Laying out in the sun only makes me burn, and it's not exactly "healthy". (oh, I am big on quotation marks today!) I'm not quite up for sunless tanner, yet, and finding a good one is like finding the Holy Grail. Basically, what I needed was something that would give me just a little color, so you could tell where my white tanks and light khaki capris stopped and I started. Was that asking too much?

Photo Credit: Walgreens

Thankfully, the folks at Jergen's didn't think so. This year, I snapped up a bottle of the perennially popular Natural Glow Firming Daily Moisturizer ($8.99, Walgreens) and the companion Face Moisturizer ($8.19, Amazon) before they sold out. There are pros and cons to these; the pros being that they deposit just enough buildable, streak-free color to give you a little glow, but not scream, "I'VE USED A TANNER!!!!!" They dry quickly, don't transfer to clothing easily, are long-lasting, and the body lotion really does firm well. You can actually feel it working as you apply the lotion. The cons are a little rough, though: there is a definite fragrance, and not one I find particularly pleasant. It's a far cry better than the original fragrance from when the products launched a few years ago, but it's still fairly awful and doesn't fade. They're a little sticky, too, but the worst thing about the products is the packaging. They only come in tube form, which means that you'll be picking up the tubes and trying to squeeze out lotion with greasy, slippery hands. The tanner gets all over the outsides of the bottles, which leaves streaks on your counters. A pump would be greatly appreciated, at least by this user. Final Verdict: 8 out of 10. Fantastic product with just a couple of kinks to work out.

Photo Credit: Sephora

Now, I don't know about you, but the first thing I notice after I use a tanner of any sort, even one this light and natural-looking, is that my makeup is too light. Not much, but enough to look a little chalky. I recently had the opportunity to sample Too Faced's new Primed & Poreless SPF 20 Bronze Tint Skin Smoothing Face Primer ($30, Sephora), and I have to say, it helps.

At first, I was really concerned over how dark and sparkly the product was coming out of the tube. It honestly looked like metallic copper fabric paint. In fact, the first thing I thought (okay, said out loud. To myself. Because I'm crazy like that) was, "Oh, my God, I can't put that on my face." However, for the sake of you guys, I went through with it. Almost as if by magic, the primer disappeared into my skin, leaving only a very subtle glow and an evened skin-tone. My pores do appear smaller, and my skin looked radiant. The primer is silicone-based, which gives it a silky texture, but it's also very lightweight. I don't feel bogged down under a mask, and that's fantastic in this humidity. When I put my usual foundation over it (lightly, I must add), the color came through just a bit, which aided in making my light foundation work on my darker skin. Best of all, it's SPF 20, which alleviates the extra step (and cost) of sunscreen. I also noticed that my makeup stayed fresh throughout the day, including my eyeshadow, and I had forgotten to use my eye primer. I wish the price was a little lower, but it's a large tube, so you do get what you pay for. Final Verdict: 9 out of 10. This is a Summertime life-saver, and a winner all around.

Photo Credit: Sephora

Lastly, for those of you who like a little extra oomph around the cheekbones, I can not recommend enough the (again) Too Faced The Bronze and the Beautiful Bronzing Powder palette ($38, Sephora). This palette gives you three increasingly potent bronzers in a beautiful mirrored package, complete with the softest, most wonderful bronzing brush I've ever encountered. It delivers the precise amount of product and blends effortlessly. The bronzers begin with Snow Bunny, the lightest, that deposits a minimal amount of color, but a maximum amount of highlighting shimmer. Next in line is Sun Bunny, a medium shade that works for even the lightest complexion. Lastly, we have Pink Leopard, which looks fabulous over a tan, and also works for sculpting. I like to brush a little Snow Bunny over the other shades for a little extra shimmer. The price may seem a bit much, but each bronzer runs $28 individually, and this way you get all three, plus brush. The sizes are marginally smaller than if bought individually, but after months of daily use, I've barely made in a dent in my set, and have the option of blending shades for a custom look. This stuff, to put it bluntly, rocks. Final Verdict: 10 out of 10. It's on my list of products I can't live without.

Sweet Temptations: Victoria's Secret Attractions Body Care

Spring is a cruel mistress. Down here in Hel--I mean, er, the Deep South--we're already experiencing temperatures in the 80s and humidity so high that you practically need a straw to breathe. It's hot. It's miserable, and it's time to show some skin.

Now, my skin is lily-white, and may cause blindness when looked upon in direct sunlight, but I'll save that rant for another day. Before I could even think about slathering on sunless tanner, I needed to get this parched, scaly mess I call "skin" (and I use that term loosely. "Leather" or "Reptile Hide" might be more appropriate) in tip-top condition. MOISTURIZE ME!!!!!

Just as I began to research all the different lotions and potions available (besides the Jergen's I'm currently using to try to reduce the appearance of cellulite--which is still working, by the way. Yay!), an advertisement for Victoria's Secret Attractions Body Care hit my inbox. For $25, I could pick up three products instore (it's 2/$24 and 3/$30 online, for some unknown reason), get a Secrets Reward Card, and walk away with yet another free tote bag that will collect dust on my closet shelf. Well, shoot, let's do that!

The line is broken down into four collections: Wild One, Sweet Cravings, Glam Goddess, and Love Bitten. Each collection consists of a Daily Body Wash, Indulgent Body Cream, Nourishing Body Lotion, and Fragrance Mist. I decided to get the body wash, mist, and the body lotion. I considered the body cream, but as hot as it gets down here, I worried that it might just end up sliding off of me by the end of the day.

Once I decided on my products, I needed to settle on a scent. Wild One is raspberry and lily, Sweet Cravings is vanilla and praline, Glam Goddess is freesia, and Love Bitten is "forbidden" apple. I can only assume that last one is for the Twi-hards. My gut reaction was to go with Sweet Cravings, but once I sampled it, I realized that was more of a Fall scent. I ended up with Wild One, since I love raspberry, and thought it would go nicely with my Givenchy Hot Couture perfume.

The packaging is precious. All products come in clear bottles, and the lotion boasts a wonderfully convenient pump. There's nothing like trying to squeeze lotion out of tube when your hands are greasy. Each product is labeled with a screenprint of a colorful leopard-print background, edged in black lace. Wild One is pink, Sweet Cravings is a golden cream, Glam Goddess is lavender, and Love Bitten is bright baby blue.

Before I go any further, I feel I should point out that all VS Attractions products contain something called EverTempt. This is basically a synthetic pheremone created from ingredients that, when tested, were found to be the most alluring to men. Out of 40 scents tested, the five that make up EverTempt were proven to create the most, ahem, excitement. This "pheremone" also reacts to your body chemistry for a custom scent that changes as your mood fluctuates. I'm a skeptic, myself, but that's the information. Do with it what you will.

Alrighty, back to the review.

Scent: It's a little chemical for my taste, but not so much that I can't wear it. I just can't wear my Givenchy with it because the raspberry scents will clash. Honestly, though, once you layer the mist over the lotion over the body wash, you don't need anything else. It's a lot of fragrance, but not so strong as to annoy your co-workers. I did find myself re-applying lotion or fragrance mist (not both!) during the day as the scent faded. On the plus side, Thomas said I smelled good. 7 out of 10.

Body Wash: I'm not a fan. I will not "like" this on Facebook. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I can not get this to lather, no matter what. I've used hot water, copious amounts of product, held my tongue just so...doesn't matter. All I can say is that it smells nice, and I think it's getting me clean. If nothing else, the pouf I'm using is helping to exfoliate my skin. 4 out of 10.

Body Lotion: Easily my favorite of the group. This is light, so it doesn't sweat off in the humidity, and incredibly moisturizing. I love the way my skin feels after I use it, and that it lasts all day. 9 out of 10.

Fragrance Mist: I really like this, too. It's an easy, quick way to refresh the scent as it fades. It also, as it turns out, makes a lovely air freshener if you happen to turn the nozzle the wrong direction. Not that I would ever do something so moronic. 8 out of 10.

EverTempt: I'm not scoring this. I just, out of curiosity, wondered if it would work. Not that I expected results similar to an Axe Body Spray commercial (in reverse, of course), but I was interested to see if men treated me any differently when I wore these products. Now, I'm a happily married woman with a husband who adores me (I'm a lucky girl), so I'm not, by any means, looking or flirting or anything else like that. I was on the look out for chivalry; common courtesy from the male gender.

I have no idea if this stuff works. Yeah, a couple of gentlemen held doors for me, but that's nothing unusual. I had pleasant conversations with some male friends, but again, that's not new. They're friends, for crying out loud. Most of our conversations are pleasant. What I will say is this product line makes me feel sexier. I feel more attractive, therefore I exude more confidence. If there is anything sexier than confidence, I haven't run across it, yet. Maybe there's something to this EverTempt. Maybe it's the most potent fragrance blend ever invented. Then again, maybe it's one really fantastic placebo effect. I'm banking on the latter, but I'm not complaining.

Final Verdict: 7 out of 10. It's flawed, but makes me happy. If you're a fan of normal VS lotions, give it a shot.

A Rebel and a Gentleman

I wonder if the Finuccis know about this?

Sylvester Stallone is readying his very own clothing line for launch, with designs inspired by his Rocky and Rambo movie franchises. Stallone said the inspiration for this new career move came when he lost twenty-five pounds in preparation for Rambo 2. He told TIME, “Nothing fit so I started buying custom clothing. I found out I really like this world.”

The upcoming collection is meant to combine the lover in Rocky with the lone-wolf masculinity of Rambo. According to Women's Wear Daily, Stallone fashions will be available at department stores such as Macy's, with the target demographic of the "guy's guy" aged 25-40. The Guardian reported that the line will include jeans, shirts, outerwear, underwear and watches, with later additions of eyewear, fragrances and athletic shoes. More products categories are expected to follow. The earilest roll-outs include an olive-green military-inspired vest and silk boxing shorts.

Stallone told Men's Week,"I hope what worked for me will work for others. I really believe I have an understanding of the male psyche on all levels." Allow me to add my two-cents: The man has proven to be a classy, sensitive, and intelligent gentleman with a cool, laid-back, classic sense of style. I'm really excited to see what this collection has to offer, and I think my husband's probably going to do a happy dance all the way to Macy's when the line's finally unveiled.

There are some serious gaps in men's clothing. It seems like all I see these days are graphic tees or dress shirts, with very little in-between. The shoe selection is all but non-existent (my Target has, literally, one aisle of the shoe section devoted to guys. Kohl's has only slightly more, and don't get me started on the department stores). Jeans are either completely destroyed or look like your mom ironed them, and if you want shorts, I hope you like cargo. It's depressing, and my poor style-conscious Thomas is nearing the end of his rope. There are gaps. I'm hoping Rocky here can fill those gaps.

We're Men! (Manly Men!)

This is a girly site, right? And there's nothing girlier than a scented candle, right? Wrong!!!!

Hart Main
Photo Credit: Mancans

Hart Main is all boy. He's 13 years-old, loves to run 5Ks, and swims with the local YMCA. In his spare time (I want some of this child's energy), he manufactures scented candles in his kitchen with his mom. Manly scented candles. Bacon, cut grass, leather, pizza...you know, manly fragrances.

Hart's little enterprise started when his sister brought home a school fundraising campaign that featured scented candles. He made fun of the candles (and his sister, of course) for being too girly. Then a lightbulb went off. Instead of complaining, he would do something about the problem! With $100 in start-up money earned from his paper route and odd jobs, Hart and his mom started making candles for a more masculine clientele. The wax is poured into repurposed soup cans (the contents were donated to a nearby soup kitchen) and labeled with recycled brown paper bearing the warning: “In case you are stupid, this candle will get very, very hot.” You know, manly packaging.

At last count, Hart had sold 500 "Mancans" at $5 a piece through local shops and his own website. He told reporters he'd profited enough to buy a new bike. Then the story went national...

Hart is still taking orders, though, as his site says, "Please be patient, these are still made in my kitchen, and I still have to go to school during the day." Hart must have figured out the law of supply and demand, as the price has increased to $8 per candle, and he's rolling out new scents for Spring. Cracker Jacks candles, anyone? He's also on the lookout for charities that will accept soup donations. If he keeps this up, candles might just put him through college. For more information, check out the Mancans site.

Take a Picture, It'll Last Longer!

I'm printing out some headshots tonight, to send out with audition submissions. Because of that, I've spent today picking out which I liked, procuring the print release from the awesome photographer (thanks, Felicia! My profile pic is her work, by the way), and staring at myself for way longer than I'd like to admit. You see, photography fascinates me. No, I don't mean vacation photos, pics of you in the mirror (taken with your phone), or that great shot of Aunt Ethel with her head cut off and your thumb in front of the lens. If I wanted that, I'd look at my own facebook albums, thank you. I mean real photography. The kind with tripods, lights, reflectors, and cameras that cost more than my college tuition.

As a singer/actor/whatever, I've had a few opportunities to participate in photo shoots, and see how these artists can transform awkward, non-photogenic little old me into a movie star with some clever angles, fabulous lighting, talented makeup and hair artists, and good old-fashioned Photoshop. For example: some of our early promo shots for The Night Shift depicted my character and our lead actor, Khristian (as Rue Morgan), at night in front of a stone crypt, being stalked by the shadows of our major foes. Here's how they turned out:

Photo Credit (this and above): Fighting Owl Films

I'm particularly happy with the lighting on Khristian's. Mine's okay, but you can't see my hair, and the design was too cute (thanks, Jessica!). You'd never guess our photos were shot in my living room. Seriously. The background was shot at an actual cemetery, but in broad daylight. The stones were darkened up and the shadows created in Photoshop. Ah, the magic of movies!

Since we're on the topic of press and movies (nice segue, that one), Thomas and I will be interviewed on Zombie Popcorn next week! It's a video podcast, and will tape around 6pm Central on Saturday, April 2nd. We'll be discussing The Night Shift and all the fun and highjinks that went along with creating it. We'd love it if you all tuned in! Have a great weekend!

Color Me Happy: LORAC Be Mine Collection

Photo Credit: Sephora

IT'S SPRING!!!! The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, and the pollen is overtaking my car!! Pretty soon, we'll all be dyeing eggs and putting on Easter bonnets. Well, actually, I'll be dyeing hair and putting on my Easter shorts because it's too darn hot around here to wear a hat. The shorts are pastel plaid, if that helps.

With Spring upon us, it is time for Fall makeup to retire to the train case. For the next few months, vibrant corals and violets will take the place of coffee and cream hues. I can not wait.

To celebrate the beginning of one of my favorite seasons (definitely in the top four), I splurged and bought the LORAC Be Mine Collection. Let me just say, this put the "value" in "value set". I got six full-size products plus a case ($125 value) for $37. Folks, you can't beat that with a stick.

First things first, though. Here's what LORAC has to say about the set:

"A seven-piece kit that contains all the beauty essentials you need to create a sexy, smoky eye with a luscious 3D pout. This set includes three eyeshadows, a shimmering pink blush, a volumizing and thickening mascara, and a Multiplex 3D lip gloss all in a to-go makeup bag that's perfect for your next romantic getaway."

For my take on it, let's go over each piece individually. It's just more fun that way, don't you think?

Eye Shadow in Sand (Shimmering Beige): Beige? Yes. Shimmering? No. It's about as matte as matte can be. I put it on over my Urban Decay Primer Potion in Eden, and couldn't tell one from the other. That said, it did go on smoothly, and I love the soft, almost creamy texture of all LORAC shadows. 7 out of 10.

Eye Shadow in Delight (Shimmering Fuchsia): Holy Acid Trip, Batman! This stuff is holographic! Only in the pan, though, sad to say. How cool would holographic eyelids be?! Still this is a stunning pinky lavender. It goes on sheer, but builds easily, and leaves a gorgeous iridescent aura around the eye. I used a little below my lower lashes for added interest. 9 out of 10.

Eye Shadow in After Party (Deep Black Violet): It's eerily similar to M.A.C. Beauty Marked. The only difference is that Beauty Marked is a little sparklier, and the overtones are slightly pinker. This is practically tar black with violet overtones. With a light hand, it looks beautiful in the crease, and works well as a liner. It also smudges easily for a smokey look. 8 out of 10.

Blush in Desire (Shimmering Pink): By "shimmering" they don't mean "glittering" or "super shiny". This has that same slight iridescence as the Delight eye shadow. The color, while down right frightening in the pan, is a very flattering, very youthful shade of pink, and really makes your cheeks pop. It also goes on sheer, so you don't have to worry about looking too "baby doll". 9 out of 10.

LORAC Lashes Volumizing & Thickening Mascara in Black: Not bad. I didn't have any clumps, but did require two coats to achieve the length I like. The mascara did what it claimed, but really, it wasn't anything special. 7 out of 10.

Multiplex 3D Lip Gloss in Vivid (Pink with Gold 3D Pearl): Might as well have named it Vinyl! This makes your lips look fabulous! This is not a plumper, but it's so shimmery and shiny that it makes your lips look bigger. I love the brush that comes with the gloss because it makes it so easy for you to trace around the lip line for added fullness. The color is an amazing pink flush, too, that's not too teeny-bopper. My major gripe: it's way too sticky. Granted, that helps it last for hours (and it does), but goopy is not exactly attractive. If you wear this on a date, keep a less sticky back-up for the good night kiss. 9 out of 10.

Makeup-To-Go Bag: One word: Tiny. Too tiny. It has little pockets to hold the lip gloss and mascara upright, but they're too tall. It's cute, well-made, and a nice gesture, but I'd have rather they traded the bag for an eyeliner or luminizing powder. 3 out of 10.

Packaging: These are full-size products, so this is the actual packaging you would get if you ordered each item individually. The eyeshadow pans are sleek and professional looking, with tight fitting lids. I wish they flipped up instead of screwing on and off, though, but that's personal preference. The lipgloss is attractive, with an almost faceted, jewel-like tube and snug, chrome cap. The holographic detailing is a nice touch. 9 out of 10.

Final Verdict: 7.6 out of 10. I'd call it a buy. This is a simple, sultry look for Spring in super-flattering colors. Plus, you can't argue with the price tag.

They're Dancing In Chicago and Down In New Orleans!

Wow! I kind of called this one! Okay, so I actually said that I wanted to start a new trend, but whatever. It was started, and that's all that matters. It seems that Black Swan's ballerina style has taken over for Spring.

According to Wig.com, ballet-inspired updos are all the rage for modern brides. Be they perfectly polished or romantically undone, all the cool girls will be wearing buns down the aisle.

Stylebistro recently posted that the ballet trend was on the rise, but with an edgier, less innocent twist. Tutus with sex appeal, if you will. The look is pretty and provocative, and you don't get much better than that.

In the UK, searches for leotards, tights, ballet flats, wrap dresses, and even tutus have shot up since the release of the movie (though most searchers are opting for white, rather than black. Looks like they didn't get Stylebistro's memo).

Yep, it looks like the ballet trend is here to stay, at least for the foreseeable future. With that, I have a few affordable options for you, courtesy of Forever 21.

Black Swan, Casual:

Photo Credit (this and all): Forever 21

Now, this is not overtly dance class. At first glance, it's just a casual jersey knit top. What gives it that graceful, balletic vibe is the flutter sleeves combined with the lace neckline. Pair it with blue jeans and ballet flats for a cool weekend look. $13.50. P.S. If you don't like black, it comes in pink, taupe, and cream, as well.

White Swan, Casual:

This piece is definitely more dramatic. I love the flow of the woven material, the deceptive sweetness of the lace on such an open neckline, and the sparkle of the rhinestone belt. Pair it with skinny jeans and some strappy sandals to keep the edge. $24.80.

Black Swan, Dressy:

This piece is definitely fits the balletic theme, with its knit tank bodice, cinching waistband, and silk pickup skirt. Try this with a chunky necklace or bracelet, or mix it up with some bright pumps. $24.80.

White Swan, Dressy:

Easily the most spot-on of the lot, this sheer, nude dress features a strapless, ruched bodice, defined waist, and flowing skirt, all covered in tiny, irridescent beads. Keep it classy, but amp up the sex appeal with minimal jewelry, nude heels, and a messy updo. $19.80.

A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action

I have spent today in total embarrassment. See, I am in desperate need of a hair cut and color. This is not one of those, "ooh, my bangs look a little shaggy, maybe I need a trim," kind of deals. This is serious. My last haircut was before Christmas, and my last coloring was, oh, Thanksgiving, I think. Right now, I'm sporting a look that could be best described as Swamp Witch, and that's on a good day. There are currently 210 hours until my appointment, and this morning, all I could think was that it couldn't get here soon enough.

You see, around these parts, you have to be strategic with your hair appointments. Right after Christmas, all the really fantastic stylists are immediately booked for Mardi Gras balls, debutante cotillions, and all the other high society shenanigans and goings-on of the Carnival season. My stylist, who is one of the best in town, is a childhood friend of mine. This time of year, she's completely stressed out, with no shortage of clients. Had I been in on the festivities, then sure, I'd have booked an appointment well in advance, but I wasn't, so I didn't. I could wait. However, wedding season is fast approaching, so I had to try to hit that sweet spot in between, or risk being confused for a withered old crone until August. The horror!

Yeah, you could say I've put a lot of thought and energy into how to keep my hair looking decent. This morning, I put in all sorts of oils and creams to try to make the end product of my blow-out less Wookie and more Supermodel. That turned out about as well as I'd expected, so I spent the rest of the morning trying to hide my frizz behind my purse; a miserable failure. I was so worried about how horrible it looked--hence the countdown clock.

Then I got a wake-up call. A very wise woman was recently quoted, "A girl doesn't need hair to be beautiful. It's the inside that really counts, not the outside."


A wise woman at the ripe old age of eight.  Color me embarrassed.
 
Anna Tarnowski, 8, of Sheboygan, WI, just shaved her head for a friend. The pretty little girl lost her caramel curls at a St. Baldrick's celebration fundraiser. Anna wanted to show support for 14 year-old Alyse Zabel, who is fighting myeloid lukemia. Anna understands the importance of the gesture, since last year, her friends and family shaved their heads for her.
 
That's right. Anna has only had her head full of hair for one year. Up until that point, she'd been on chemotherapy, fighting the same disease Alyse now battles. She said she was used to being bald, so this was nothing new. As Anna's locks hit the floor, Alyse held her hand.
 
St. Baldrick's is a charity organization that raises funds for children's cancer research. It started as a St. Patrick's Day challenge among 20 friends to raise $17,000 for cancer research by shaving their heads at a party. They ended up raising over $104,000, and the St. Baldrick's (get it?) organization was born. Now, all over the country, folks are having shaving parties* to raise funds. The events are fun, celebratory, and anything but somber. Yes, a few tears may be shed, but the overall tone is joyous and hopeful.
 
Anna's parents were a little struck when she announced her intentions, but her dad pointed out, "She has certainly earned the right to do whatever she wants with her hair. If she wants to buzz if off or paint it pink, I don't care because honestly it doesn't matter as long as I've got my girl." Then he and Anna's thirteen year-old brother met the razor themselves.
 
Anna's planning to do it again next year, too. With inner-beauty like that, who cares about something as silly as hair.
 
I'm going to stop complaining.
 
*To find a St. Baldrick's even near you, click the link here. To organize your own, click here.

A Whole New Meaning to "To Go"

Coffee...cofffffeeeeeee!!! If anyone out there has a caffeinated I.V., I'd love to borrow it for a bit.

I'm a coffee addict (see my profile to the right). I have about four years experience as a barista in two different shops, my own espresso machine, a keurig I've all but named, and a Starbucks gold card. It's rare to see me without one of those little white paper cups in hand. That's why, when I saw this, I let out an audible squeal, frightened my co-workers, and knew I had to share it with you.

Before I show it to you, let me clarify that I have not tried this product. I can not testify as to how well it works, or if it even works at all. However, should it actually do what it says, I want one. And a bike pump.

And now, ladies and gents, I give you...the Airspresso!!!

Photo Credit: My Cuppa

Yes, folks, this is a bike pump-powered espresso maker, and can be yours for only $180.91! It's lightweight, portable, and meant for travelers with discriminating tastes. I could see Josh Gates bringing this along on his next exploration. Perhaps he could share a shot with the Yeti.

One Foot On a Banana Peel...

So, I think I broke my foot...five years ago. I fell down some stairs backstage during a show twisted my foot pretty badly, then (because the show must go on!) carried on and performed seven dance numbers. If it wasn't broken before, it didn't have much choice but to be after all that abuse. It swelled up and turned blue, and my stage manager attempted to take me to the local doctor, but they wouldn't see me because I was an out-of-towner. My medical attention ended up being an ACE bandage and some Icy/Hot. Awesome.

Fast forward to a few months ago, when I fell off a foot stool and aggravated the injury. A little ice and a few days in the trusty ACE bandage, and I was good to go again.

Except, I'm not. I'm really not sure what happened, but my foot is killing me again. I'm going to go on a search for the ACE bandage and an ice pack. In the meantime, this is it for the weekend. I hope everyone has a fantastic break, and I'll see you on Monday.

***P.S. There are a lot of people in this world with greater problems than a bum foot. You can help a few by purchasing this shirt:

Photo Credit: Ript

The writing under the picture says, " Ript Apparel and Mammoth Printshop will be teaming up and donation $5 per shirt sold to the Red Cross in order to help Japan. Our artist Buxatron will be donating their $1 per shirt sold as well. If you haven't already donated, please follow the link on the top of [the website's] page and get to it. They need all the help they can get." It's ten bucks, and worth every penny.

Also, Forever 21 is donating 100% of all profits today to the effort to help the Japanese people. That's another easy and fun way to do the right thing.

You guys rock!

Wearing Green and Dreaming Vintage

Happy St. Paddy's Day!!! With any luck, you're all off from work, drinking green beer, and enjoying parades!

I'm not.

As I am stuck inside for the wearin' o' the green, I've decided to daydream a bit, and pretend that it's already Summer, and I am on vacation somewhere beautiful and warm with a pool. Unfortunately, that reminds me that swimsuit season is just around the corner, and I am in no way ready for it. I am counting calories, excercising more, and doing what I can to make my cellulite less visible, so there's hope (though, for my feelings on hope, see yesterday's post), but I'm not jumping into a teeny bikini anytime soon.

Of course, I'm not opposed to something a little more vintage-inspired, that would cover what was needed and let the curves shine through. Something like this, perhaps:



Photo Credit: Unique Vintage

 How cute is that?! I love the shirred fabric across the middle (instant flat stomach), the longer torso that makes you look taller and covers problem areas around the rear, and the super-adorable sweetheart neckline. This is a great suit. My only gripe is the price tag: $75.00 is a bit much for my budget.

Thankfully, there's an alternative:

Photo Credit: Target

This is pretty darn close. Same shirring, same long torso, same sweetheart neckline (though, this one has a little twist), even the same color. Also, if you want the halter strap, it comes with one that can be attached. It's not as thick as the Unique Vintage suit's strap, but more of a spaghetti-style. Still, I like having the option to go strapless and avoid those pesky tan lines. Best of all, this bathing beauty is only $34.99. Now, that's a price I can live with.

Don't forget, folks, you have to cover up your skin, too!

Photo Credit: e.l.f. cosmetics
(I'm so sorry it's grainy.)

This SPF Kit from e.l.f. is a great way to keep away all those nasty UV rays. It contains their Studio SPF 45 powder, Studio SPF 15 lip balm, Super Glossy lip shine in Candlelight (SPF 15), a Studio Kubuki face brush, and a lip brush.

Believe it or not, I've used all of this stuff before. The powder was a little too dark for me (I'm kin to Casper the Friendly Ghost), but it has a lovely matte finish, and will work well over a Summer (sunless) tan. The lip balm is a staple of mine. It moisturizes amazingly well, feels like butter, and makes your lips look gorgeous. The lip shine feels awesome, isn't sticky (yay!) and smells scrumptious. The face brush is soft and blends well, and the lip brush is...well, a lip brush. It doesn't shed, but that's pretty much all I can say about it. The kit runs $16, and is well worth twice that price.

I hope everyone finds a pot of gold!

If you do, feel free to send me two tickets to Aruba. I'll be your best friend forever. Please? Pretty, pretty please?

I Wash My Hands Of This! Tresemme Fresh Start Waterless Foam Shampoo

Sunday mornings are rough. I sing the 8 am Mass at Church, which means I have to be there by 7:30, which, in turn, means I have to get up at 6:30. AM. And that's if I've already laid out my clothes and gotten a shower the night before. 6:30 is, literally, the latest I can sleep and still be out the door by 7:15.

 

I usually get up around 6:45. Oops.

There is absolutely no way I can get a shower and wash and dry my hair, plus do my makeup, PLUS have time to put on clothing in 30 minutes. Ain't no way, ain't no how. At the same time, I have to stand up in front of people who are perfectly polished and coiffed (they had more time!), so I need to look at least somewhat nice. What's a girl to do?

 

Well, this girl, out of desperation, grabbed the only waterless shampoo Walgreen's had to offer: Tresemme Fresh Start Waterless Foam Shampoo for Dry/Curly to Normal Hair ($5.49, Drugstore.com). I don't have curls a'bouncin', but I do have wavy, color-treated hair that can be a bit dry, so I hoped this would work.

 

Funny thing about hope: it springs eternal, and yet, I learned to abandon all with this product. It, to put it bluntly, sucks.

 

Before I begin, let's see what Tresemme has to say: "Give curls moisture and shine in-between washes with this unique foam shampoo. Reduces oil and odor without water, leaving hair feeling soft and clean."

 

Okay, here's how this went down: I brushed my hair, then applied two or three squirts of the mousse-like foam to my roots and spread to the ends. I waited a minute, then towel-dried my hair. All of this is exactly as the product directions advise.

 

The Good: My hair immediately felt cleaner and smelled fresh. After a quick blow-dry (about two minutes), my hair was touchably soft and bouncy, and I was good to go.

 

The Bad: Within a couple of hours, my hair was completely lifeless. The volume left by the hair dryer had fallen flat, and all the oil and dirt that I thought had been absorbed was back...with a vengeance! I felt scuzzy and disgusting, and couldn't wait to get home and shampoo for real. Honestly, my hair felt dirtier than before I used the product.

 

Final Verdict: This "dry" shampoo's claims don't hold water. I'm hanging onto my bottle in case of an emergency, but will not buy again. I'm also keeping a ponytail holder in my purse at all times. Yuck. 1 out of 10.

Holy Inappropriate, Batman!

Let me preface this with a "no". Actually, let me make that a "NO! No way on God's green Earth!!" I want to make this perfectly clear, Thomas. This is never, never going to happen. Ever. For any reason. I hope I've made that clear enough for you.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering what I'm so vehemently against. Well, folks, here you go:


Photo Credits: Geekology

 The Batman room at Eden Motel in Taiwan. Right, it seems kitschy and cool at first, and were this simply a hotel room decorated around a pop-culture theme, I'd be all for it. Heck, I'd probably be the one to suggest it. Unfortunately, this is not the sort of establishment with which I wish to be affiliated. It is, however, the sort of establishment which I would wish to mock.

First off, it rents by the hour. $50 for every three hours, to be precise. On holidays, they even throw in...um...adult perks of the variety one might find in a gas station restroom. Hoo, boy! That gets me all hot and bothered...geez...

Perhaps I'll be more impressed by a tour of the room. Let's have a little look-see, shall we?

Here we go: a life-size version of the front of the Batmobile. Well, that's cool, I guess. Of course, it's in nowhere near a good place to see the television. I'm also appalled at the placement of that mirror. I mean, it's not exactly the most convenient place for one. How's a girl supposed to check her lipstick, or make sure that her slip's not showing, or...oh. Gotcha. Moving on. I'll just keep my thoughts on the massage table to myself.

Okay, now we're talking! A huge flat-screen television, mini-bar and fridge, cool recessed lighting...and a bathtub right in the middle of the room? Um...no shower? And really, I'd like a little privacy when I...oh. Gotcha. That would explain the...I'm going with "fireplace" right above. I'd ask where one might find the toilet, but I'm not sure I want to know.

No, Thomas. No.

Ridiculous

Friday night, as I turned off the Netflix streaming to go to bed, the television switched briefly to a showing of Superman III. You know, the one with an evil Supe and Richard Pryor...well, being Richard Pryor? I turned the movie off just as Richard Pryor started his Patton impression. Saturday morning, Thomas turned the television back on, and lo and behold, there's old Richard, rallying the troops...

...and Thomas on the floor, laughing his head off, certain that we'd screwed up the space-time continuum. Ridiculous.

Sunday afternoon, we put on an old 1960s Batman, where the Caped Crusader tangled with the Green Hornet. In it, the object of the boys' mutual affection is kidnapped, and leaves behind only a bowl of alphabet soup that her pink dog, Apricot, had been munching on. Batman is certain it's a clue, and sure enough, the bowl spells out a lengthy call for help, complete with punctuation. Ridiculous.

Just now, though, I have seen something so ridiculous that it puts those two examples to shame. Folks, I have seen this: The $13,997 Prom Dress. Seriously.

Photo Credit: dressgoddess.com

The bodice of this dress is encrusted with more than $13K worth of hand-sewn diamonds. Seriously. It's available in sizes 00 through 12, and uses the La Femme gown style as a base. That dress, by the way, is available for $398. If I recall correctly, my prom dress cost a little over a hundred dollars. I'd be tempted to scrounge up a Bedazzler and save a few (thousand) bucks to put toward (read: pay for) college.

Ridiculous.

Wow, It Sure Has Been a While

Alrighty, folks! Let's end this week with some updates:

Jewelmint

The Aurum Necklace
Photo Credit: Jewelmint

A few days ago, I posted about a new jewelry-o'-the-month club, Jewelmint. Well, I bit the bullet and joined, mostly just to see if it was really all it claimed to be. Just so you know, it is. The day after I joined, the site emailed a 50% off coupon to me. This, by the way, is the only non-purchase related email they've sent, so I'm not getting spammed multiple times daily (you hear that, e.l.f.?). There was a piece that I was eyeing, so last Thursday, I used my coupon and ordered the Aurum necklace, a multi-strand gold necklace with two little gold nugget accents. My expectations were fairly low, as I've mail-ordered jewelry before, and it's never what the picture leads you to believe.

Fast forward to Tuesday. A beautifully packaged parcel arrived in the mail from Jewelmint--four whole days before it was supposed to!--containing an even lovelier, well-made, ready for gifting jewelry box. I opened the box to find a printed placard bearing the piece's description (straight off the website, but still a nice touch), a protective piece of heavy-duty foam, and an absolutely gorgeous necklace. As I mentioned earlier, mail-order jewelry has never been what the picture led me to expect, and this was no exception; this necklace was better than I expected.

The clasp is slightly larger than usual, so I can actually take the necklace on and off without any outside help. It's also constructed well enough that I don't worry about it opening unexpectedly, or breaking while I'm trying to manipulate it. The necklace itself is gold-plated, which keep it from looking like painted metal (you hear that, Forever 21?). I wore this with a low-cut tank top, and the overall look was very sexy. The next day, I paired it with a navy and white striped top for a nautical look. Today, I'm sporting the chains with a white tee and jeans. Basically, it works with everything, and I may never take it off.

As for the website, I've had zero trouble managing my account or looking at pieces. The ordering process was simple, and tracking info was emailed to me and placed in my "jewelry box" (where they stash info about all the pieces you've purchased). Shipping was quicker than expected, and I'm thrilled with my purchase. Should I choose to order next month, I can, or I can skip by simply pressing a button.

Thus far, Jewelmint has exceeded my expectations. Bottom line, it's an inexpensive, easy to manage way to expand your jewelry wardrobe. The pieces are well-crafted and look high-end. Packaging is exquisite, and eliminates much of the need for gift wrap.

Final Verdict: I'm in love, and going so far as to post the link on Facebook. I never do that. Give it a shot. 10 out of 10. 

Jergens

I'm at the end of Week 2 using Jergens Skin Firming Daily Toning Moisturizer, and I'm still noticing subtle improvements. I'm still not where I'd like to be, smoothness-wise, but the results I have seen keep me optimistic.

Temporary Verdict: Still working, and it ain't over till the fat lady...well, isn't. 8.5 out of 10.

Fekkai

Wow. Boy, am I behind. Way back in August, I tried a sample of Frederic Fekkai Brilliant Glossing Cream (and misspelled it, I'm sorry), with the promise of a follow-up after continued use. As I can't seem to find the follow-up, I'm going to assume I never wrote one. Oops. In my defense, I had a movie in post-production, a CD in production, a husband looking for a job, and...oh, who am I kidding? I forgot. Plain and simple. I apologize.

So, better late than never, here you go:

If you recall (or go back and re-read), I was less than thrilled with the product. It smelled odd, and while my hair did end up shiny and soft, I wasn't sure how much of that was the cream and how much was due to my new shampoo and conditioner.

Zip ahead to now. I've been using that shampoo and conditioner religiously since then, and my hair loves them. That said, around here, we don't need a groundhog to tell us when Spring is coming. People just wait for my hair to frizz up, then they know it's okay to start planting their gardens. I am also in desperate need of a hair cut and color, so I needed a product that would battle the frizzies and add a healthy dose of shine to punch up the color.

Therefore, knowing what my hair looks and feels like with that shampoo/conditioner combo alone, I had my control group, and only needed to toss in a variable (the glossing cream) to perform a truly scientific experiment.

Process: I washed my hair, conditioned it, added in about two pea-sized amounts (my hair is really, really long, right now), combed, and blow-dried. Repeated the process two days later, then again two days after that. Did not notice the odd smell this time.

Results: My hair was significantly smoother and softer, with some added shine. Not "Brilliant Glossing" shine, but light did reflect. The first time, I added too much to the front of my hair and it looked greasy, but I learned from the experience and now concentrate the product on the ends. The frizziness was greatly reduced, though now I can really tell how badly I need a haircut. Overall, styling has improved, both in ease and in finished look.

Final Verdict: I bought a trial size for $9 at Sephora. I'm not calling this a wonder-product, but it should definitely make Spring and Summer humidity a little less scary. 7 out of 10.

Rockin' the Runway

The artists at M.A.C. revealed their versions of some of the hot runway makeup trends from New York Fashion Week yesterday morning. The looks range from Donna Karan's office-appropriate pink lips and creamy cheeks, to the wear-it-if-you-dare bright orange eyelids found on Jeremy Scott's models. For a lookbook and M.A.C. product suggestions, check out their site. In the meantime, here's a quick round-up:

 

EYES

• Sophie Theallet's models sported rich plum lids with black liner, for a sophisticated, dramatic evening look.
• Jeremy Scott's runway look included a bright orange eye--all the way up to the brow bone! Not for the faint of heart. For a more wearable orange eye, try it on the lid only, and tone down the hue with a complimentary neutral, such as a golden brown, in the crease.
• Proenza Schouler demonstrated an elegant flair for the dramatic, with fawn-brown eyes and dark, emphasized brows.
• Reed Krakoff's makeup design called for sexy, smoky eyes. Sultry brown shadow encircles the eye, with a pop of black liner for definition. Easy to do, and incredibly wearable.
• Alexander Wang opted for a bare look on his models, with only a blackened brow to highlight their eyes. A little severe for the average person, in my opinion. For us regular folks, I'd soften the look by skipping shadow (or going with a nude cream shadow) and focusing on grooming the brows to perfection. Add a little mascara, and you're good to go. Great for the day after a brow waxing.

LIPS

 

• Wayne utilized an orchid lip color on models' lower lips. Make the look work for everyday by using an orchid-hued lip conditioner or stain on the entire mouth.
• DOO.RI went with a shimmering coral pink, for a innocent, romantic feel. Perfect for a relaxed weekend day look.
• The Blonds gave their models daring--not darling--doll faces! Crimson lips were pencil-shaped into perfects baby-doll pouts. Definitely theatrical, but for a softer look, try a crimson stain or gloss, and skip the pencil.
• Donna Karan's models sported bright, Springy coral lips. Try it with a soft gray eye for a stunning, office-appropriate look.
• Behnaz Sarapfour gave models a golden touch with shimmery, gilded lips. Try a gold-toned gloss for day, or amp it up with a frosted gold lipstick.

FACE

 

• The Blonds kept with the dolly look by adding a pop of fuschia to models' cheeks. Keep it sheer for versatility.
• Wayne sculpted models' faces with charcoal shading under cheekbones and at the temples. To acheive some sculpt, but avoid a deathly pallor, skip the gray and opt for a bronzing powder instead.
• Reed Krakoff saluted Spring with golden-peachy cheeks. Try a cream blush for a dewy look.
• Donna Karan's runway look also included peachy cheeks, but with more pink, and a glossy sheen. Add a couple of drops of clear gloss to a cream blush to mimic, or try an illuminator for a more subtle shine.

Ashes To Ashes, Now Pass the Hush Puppies

As I write this, in the honest-to-God home of the original Mardi Gras (1703, thank you. That's fifteen years before New Orleans even existed), I am right smack dab in the middle of Fat Tuesday. Well, I'm as smack dab in the middle as one can be when they're stuck at work on a day when everyone else in the entire city is off, Downtown, and tossing back hurricanes while they catch beads and moonpies (I'm not bitter). Even the local news channel canceled all programming to bring live coverage of the parades, interspersed with shots of folks grilling ribs, frying funnel cakes, and just generally having a fabulous time (I'm not bitter).

 

My brother is out of school. (Yeah, okay, I'm bitter as heck!)

 

Truly, Fat Tuesday is the epitome of frivolity and debauchery, but many tend to forget that there's more to the day than imbibing and flashing (which is illegal here, I might add). Fat Tuesday is the day before (what, by the time this posts, will be) today: Ash Wednesday.

 

For you non-Catholics out there, Ash Wednesday is not just the day that people walk around with dirty foreheads. I mean, yes, we do that, too, but that's not the main thing. It's also not just the time of year when my choir director likes to torture me by dropping all keys a half-step each week, though I think it's one of the highlights of his year. Finally, no, Thomas, it's not the day when we all celebrate Bruce Campbell's achievements against demonic possession. Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of the Lenten season; that time before Easter when we reflect on our sins and on just what our redemption cost. The ashes are created by burning the palm fronds from the previous year's Palm Sunday celebration, and symbolize repentence and mortality. Lent is a dark time of sorrow and remorse, and a far cry from the jubilant Mardi Gras season.

 

It is also, as one of my parents' Sunday School kids once put it, "when we eat grilled cheese sandwiches on Friday".

 

Lent is when we give up something we enjoy, or strive to better a portion of our lives that has been lacking. True, Catholics abstain from meat on Fridays (though it does give us a chance to throw some awesome fish fries), but the real point is the restraint and self-denial, to symbolize the 40 days of prayer and fasting Jesus went through before he began his public ministry (It also gives us something to talk about at the fish fries). 

 

I have no idea what I'm giving up. Not a clue, so I Googled up a little advice.

 

Twitter users are giving up Twitter, baked goods, sweets, smoking, television (no!), Mountain Dew, alcohol (some limiting that to non-weekend beers), Facebook (egad! I'd die!), McDonald's, random snacks, and my favorite, gloating over football.

 

I'm still undecided. As of right now, I'm thinking I might give up going over 1200 calories a day. It's something I really need to work on, and a fairly reasonable goal. Remember, though, whatever you sacrifice is YOUR sacrifice. It's not your family/friend/co-worker's fault that you gave up caffeine or smoking. Don't take it out on them. One more thing: even if you're not Catholic, Christian, or religious at all, Lent can be a wonderful time for self-reflection; a time to think about what you can do to be a better you. That's something we all should do from time to time, anyway. Good luck, guys!

Trending Topic: Spring Makeup

Nordstrom recently assembled a panel of beauty experts to let all of us little people know what's going to be hot for Spring '11. Their predictions: bright, bold lips, shimmering eyelids, and nails that go from work to play. 

 

The big tip that came from the panel was the "statement lip". If you focus on the aforementioned bright, bold lip, you can go easy on the makeup for the rest of your face and save a few minutes getting ready for work. Funny, I seem to recall mentioning that very tip back in October. Hmmmm... 

 

According to Rick DiCecca of Estée Lauder, "You don't have to choose a full-on opaque bright, try a stain, gloss or even a sheer lipstick." Stick with colors in the coral, pink, and tangerine families for an on-trend look, and keep the rest of your face neutral. Easy peasy, and perfect for the pool! Nordstrom's pick for the best statement lip: MAC Cosmetics Sheen Supreme Lipstick in Insanely It. $14.50.

 

Other top picks were Laura Mericer Baked Eye Color ($22.00), for a sheer, buildable, iridescent eye. For nails, Dior Vernis Rock Top Coat can be applied over existing nailpolish, to take it from sweet to sexy. It's a sheer gunmetal gray topcoat that adds a deliciously rocker-chic touch to any going-out look. No word on price, yet, but look for it to hit shelves in April.

 

On a budget? I suggest checking out e.l.f. for their Mineral Lipstick in Cool Coral for a citrusy pout ($5.00), Mineral Eyeshadow in Dreamy (turquoise) or Flirty (lavender) for sparkly lids ($3.00 each), and Nail Polish in Metal Madness for and edgy mani-pedi (one whole dollar).

Hogwarts for Muggles

Just a quick oddity for Monday morning. If you've ever dreamed of attending Hogwarts, and learning the craft of Wizardry surrounded by the grandeur of a centuries old institution. If you long for the comfort and camaraderie found in the houses of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or even (Heaven forbid) Slytherin...then this is probably just going to be disappointing, but it's the best you're going to find.

For a nominal fee (dependent upon age), you can enroll in the Grey School of Wizardry. You'll be sorted into a house or lodge, participate in extracurriculars such as the Defense Against the Dark Arts or Tower of Babel Language Clubs, learn skills including Alchemy and Divination, and maybe even be Head Boy or Head Girl, all from the comfort of your own computer.

That's right. It's all online.

And yes, it's for real.

Photo Credit: Oddity Central
Oberon Zell-Ravenheart

Oberon Zell-Ravenheart is the real-life Dumbledore and founder of the school. He's also known for creating a unicorn out of a goat back in the seventies. This is the second phase of a vision to make Wizardry available to the masses. The first part was the publishing of his Wizarding handbook, the Grimoire. Graduates of the school are considered Journeyman Wizards.

So, there you have it. Hogwarts for muggles. You're welcome. Happy Monday, and don't forget to show your school pride!

Photo Credit: acumuink.com
Yes, that's a uni-goat.

Slim Pickings

Photo Credit: drugstore.com

The other day, I walked through Target's sliding glass doors, and immediately felt a cold chill shimmy up and down my spine. As I shivered, I looked to my left and saw row upon row of multi-colored sugary chicks, ducks, and bunnies. To my right, a half-dozen racks of the skimpiest bathing suits known to man. Spring is here. I'm going to have to wear *gulp* SHORTS! ARGH!!!

Before you argue that I might be able to get away with capris or something in a nice linen, let me remind you that I live about as far South as one can get without swimming or entering another country. We have what is known as a "semi-tropical" climate. That sounds nice, doesn't it? "Semi-tropical". It makes you think of relaxing on sugar-sand beaches, sipping a fruity, rum-filled concoction while the sound of tin drums lilts past on a breeze. IT'S A LIE! Yes, we have a gorgeous beach and plenty of rum, but there is no breeze. None. Ever. We occasionally have wind, but that's a whole 'nother deal. There is heat. There is humidity. There is sweatin--er, glowing, and praying the air-conditioner doesn't go out like it did last year. There is the knowledge that you will have to change clothes at least once during the day, and most likely take two showers. I honestly believe that the Alabama Welcome Center should issue all tourists a pair of flip-flops and a personal fan upon crossing the border, along with a heartfelt, "Good luck, you're gonna need it." And that's just May. By August, it's a wonder we're all not in jail for indecent exposure.

No, shorts, skirts, rompers, and sundresses make up my closet during the Spring and Summer months. As I've already broken out the capris and tank tops, it's becoming painfully obvious that the next step will be sunless tanner and an increased diet and exercise regimen. I also thought that it might be a good time to address the, admittedly minor, cellulite on the thighs. It's not bad, but it's got to go.

After a few minutes of research on Total Beauty (my go-to site for user reviews), I had my skin-firming cream choices down to four: Nivea, Almay, Olay, and Jegens. Each had great reviews and was featured on the site's top skin-firming creams list, and they were all in the very budget-friendly $7-$12 range. Whichever was in stock was the one I'd go with.

That turned out to be the Jergens ($7.49, drugstore.com). I took it home, and used it the very next day after my shower. According to Jergens, this product:

"Reduces the appearance of cellulite for visibly firmer skin. Jergens^® Skin Firming Daily Toning Moisturizer gives cellulite-prone skin a more toned and tightened look.

• Clinically proven to reduce the appearance of cellulite
• Exclusive anti-cellulite Firm Perfecting^® Complex is comprised of six key ingredients known to improve skin's resiliency, elasticity and firmness including collagen, elastin and ginseng."

According to me: I have been using this product for a week. Obviously, that's not enough time to see full results, but it is enough time to evaluate the rest of the products attributes. So, let's do that.

Texture: This is a very lightweight lotion, which is perfect for this climate. The last thing you want is a heavy cream melting and dripping down your thighs. It's un-ladylike. However, for such a light lotion, it is very moisturizing. My skin feels hydrated and fresh. My one qualm would be that, while the lotion is not at all sticky or tacky, it does give your skin a slight amount of traction. I had a devil of a time pulling my jeans on this morning. They weren't tight jeans, and I'd given the lotion a good ten minutes, or so to dry. Verdict: 8.5 out 10. (Would have been 9, but I was late for my voice lesson because of it. That's not cool.)

Scent: There's not one, really. If you try very hard, you can almost smell a vague, but fresh and clean fragrance. I love this, because it doesn't compete with my perfume. Verdict: 10 out of 10.

Skin-Firming Properties: Now, as I said, a week isn't long enough to truly make a stand on this. Also, there is nothing, aside from surgery, that will truly remove cellulite. The best I can hope for is some smoothing, so the dimples aren't as noticeable. Please note, I'm nowhere near the "cottage cheese" level of cellulite. I'm more like a nice brie: a little soft, a little squishy, but relatively smooth. Plus, brie just sounds nicer (and tastes amazing baked with a little strawberry preserves or caramel sauce and some pecans...which is probably why my legs look like this to begin with). Anyhoo, I've applied the lotion to my entire body once daily, taking extra care to massage a little extra into problem areas (thighs, bum, stomach, and upper arms). I can honestly say that I have notice a slight difference. My skin feels smoother in those areas, and the overall tone is improved. Are the dimples still there? Well, yes, of course, but I can tell that there is hope for the overall appearance. The dimples may never go away, but at least there's a chance they'll lighten up enough to not be embarrassing. Verdict (for the moment): a very optimistic 6 out of 10.


Temporary Verdict (as I will update this in the future): 8.2 out of 10. Very promising, and a darn good lotion either way.

A Monthly Gift You Can Actually Look Forward To

I have never joined the Columbia Music Club to get ten CDs for a penny. Kim Kardashian can keep her monthly shoe choice, and please, for the love of God, don't sign me up for the Jelly of the Month Club. I have enough bills to deal with that the last thing I need to do is add another one to the pile. That said, were I to do just that, Jewelmint is the club I'd have to join.

 

Now, I blame Facebook for this. Had I not felt the need to find out what random activities people I don't know were up to, I never would have seen the ad on the side of the page. Also, had they not worded the ad to make me think the sparklies in the picture were, in reality, candy, I never would have clicked on it. I mean, I like candy, and I like sparklies, so sparkly candy would be awesome, right? Well, I think it would.

 

Anyway, sad to say, there is no candy on the site. I know, it's a bummer. Instead, this is a site for an accessory of the month club; a really good accessory of the month club.

 

Actress Kate Bosworth teamed up with stylist Cher Coulter to bring us a completely customized shopping experience. I have to admit, it's pretty cool. Here's how it works:

 

• You sign up (took 30 seconds, if that). Name, email, and password of your choice.
• They present you with a series of questions about your personal style. You pick the picture or word that best answers each question. It's fun, a little silly, and good timewaster. I'd guess it took about five minutes to complete the quiz.
• They present you with your result (I'm classic, refined, elegant, and sophisticated. I "dress to impress". Yeah, I'll go with that). If you like the result, press continue. If you don't, take the quiz again.
• When you like your result, you'll continue on to your showroom, where personalized, exclusive jewelry picks are waiting for you. You can save favorites (and tell them why you like the pieces), view styling tips, learn the inspiration for each piece, and even get suggestions on where to wear them.
• Lastly, you can either purchase a piece for $29.99, or opt to skip the month and be charged nothing. Easy peasy.

 

There's no charge until you make your first purchase, and after that, you have until the 5th of each month to pass. If you miss the pass date, that's okay. You'll be charged, but you can hang onto that credit until you find something you do like. There's also an option to share the site with friends, and earn a free piece of jewelry with each referral who makes a purchase. On top of all that, shipping is free. In my opinion, this is a fantastic deal.

 

Oh, in case you're wondering, the jewelry is absolutely gorgeous. Some pieces are very elegant, others more bohemian or modern, but all are unique. I've got my eye on a couple of pieces right now. If I ever find myself with some extra spending money, there's a layered gold chain set with my name on it. It'll look amazing with t-shirts.